subsist

1)To eat a relatviely narrow range of food choices at weird hours and with weird people. All the good foods are not eaten, and instead are replaced with crap foods.
2) To practice a dietary regimen that leaves one short and surly, with a ghetto booty parted in the middle by a range of thong underwear

'I subsist!'
'Are you fucking crazy? A bagel with salad dressing is NOT food.'

by El Gigante March 26, 2003

substitute teacher

Where the male invites his "woman" over for some "kinky sex", ties her up, then has another woman enter the room and proceeds fornicate with her in front of his "woman".

While dating my Middle School teacher, Mrs. Jugz, I preformed a substitute teacher, which included Mrs. Jugz, Mrs. Jugz's mother and myself.

by Bob Awnit March 20, 2009

Tootie Fruity Substitute

a gay ass substitute teacher!

when i said tootie fruity substitute i made a beast fall in a arcade basketball machine.

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

subslimification

a word created to make fun of google for not having every known word in its data base

thats a subslimification

by Babykvash January 21, 2011

Substitution jutsu

When you’re having sex and about to nut in a girl so your friend joins in

Boy: I can’t take this anymore
Girl: I need more

Boy: substitution jutsu
Boy 2: I got you bro

by Awawawawaw January 25, 2021

Today's substitute teacher

A hoe. Just a hoe, nothing more, nevermore.

Today's substitute teacher is a bad one.

by Just a human doing human thing October 31, 2018

subsistence farming

Agriculture that provides food to the farmer and his/her family, with little or no product for trade. The practitioners are very susceptible to famine.

The Ethiopian practice of subsistence farming, is almost suicidal.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 13, 2010