self stimulation

self stimulation .......
yoko maddies wants my sex she had it once but wants more
<3

cha bitch
my sex is great ask that maddie chick whos so scene but i love her
self stimulation ... maddie does it 24/7

by brooke &hearts; maddie May 24, 2006

The Stimulus Package

A sexual act where one partner inserts his/her pointer and middle finger in a women's pussy while also inserting the pinkie in the woman's asshole. While the fingers are in, the partner will then use the thumb to rub the clitoris. This causes the most possible stimulation in a small package.

I'll give her the stimulus package, bitches love stimulus packages

by Thasnaaaaaasty July 20, 2013

accepting the stimulus

Free-market capitalist euphemism for adultery. See "hiking in Appalachia."

"I'll be in Argentina for a few days," said the governor, "accepting the stimulus."

"Good for you, Sir," said his aide with a knowing wink. "Accept the hell out of it."

by "Hello," she lied June 24, 2009

stimulus package

1. red bull, porn, and a line of meth

2. dildo

1. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.

2. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.

by bkdouble August 17, 2008

Stimulus package

When one's fuck up goes in his/her favor.

To be rewarded for something you really didn't do.

To want someone to give you something you really don't need or deserve for free.

This has been said around at my job recently.

"I can't believe I got that $200 stimulus package on my check because I forgot to clock out two days ago."

OR
"Obama should give me a free designer handbag stimulus package."

by patches_the _cat October 28, 2009

finger stimulatitus

where the fingers are stuck in a given position after constant "physical stimulation"

Lisa you cant play guitar hero on expert because your middle and ring finger are stuck together due to finger stimulatitus

by TAJD June 23, 2010

Economic Stimulator

One who goes to rich people and ganks their belongings in order to help get the economy back on its feet. Also resells expensive merchndise at a discount.

With the economy the way it is, people need to start spending money. Therefore, the Professional Economic Stimulator will goto areas where peole have the most money to spend and remove valuable things, destroy property in order to gain access to valuable things, and take money in order to get them out in the economy spending money to help this country.

by SmurfDaddy January 24, 2004