Steam Powered Giraffe

A group of performing automatons that currently include:

Hatchworth

The Spine

Rabbit

Past Members Include:

The Jon

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Excerpt from steampoweredgiraffe.com -

"Once called the 8th 1/2 Wonder of the World, Colonel Walter's Steam Powered Robots are a technological marvel that has astounded the world for generations!

Created in 1896 by Colonel P. A. Walter I, these robots still run off their original steam powered engines and artificial intelligence. But you'll find no generic boilers or clockwork brains in these robots! How their steam-driven power supplies function is a secret that the Walter family holds close, and those who have tried have ultimately met disastrous outcomes.

Today the robots are all refurbished with better plating, rubber buffers, and hydraulic tubing. New parts have replaced any old ones that have worn and torn over the centuries, but the robots all retain their original chassis, and are vintage relics of unmatched engineering.

Of all the Walter robots the most popular are the ones who currently perform in the band Steam Powered Giraffe, whose namesake comes from Walter's first robot, a giant mechanical giraffe."

Their latest album is called The 2cent Show and is available for purchase on their website. (Give it a trial listen on the main page! free!)

"Say, what is that angelic metallic sound?"

"Its 'The Suspender Man' by Steam Powered Giraffe!"

"What a crazy name, but heck, I'll give em' a try!"

by Jaundice Pohaku November 7, 2012

Steaming fudgecicle

Getting shat on your shaft during anal sex.

When I said I wanted to fuck the shit out of her I really didn't expect my dick to come out looking like a steaming fudgecicle!

by Lgio April 20, 2013

kentucky steamboat

When a person is taking a shower. Another person will sneak in and start taking a shit without the other person knowing. When your done shut the door and the person will have a nice surprise waiting 4 them after a couple minutes in the shower with steam. LOL

Hey we just kentucky steamboat mike and he had to run out of the bathroom.

by syevieeejb killer November 19, 2011

rim steamer

Its when the giver cups the hands around the takers butthole and breaths hot air directly on the rim creating a sauna like experience for the takers anus.

"Dude, Stella came over later last night and gave me the hottest rim steamer! It was like only my butthole was in a sauna!"

by hazelNUTZ March 1, 2015

Busty Steamer

Having a shit when wanking off, making oneself very hot and steamy.

Spencer loves a good busty steamer, he always comes back out of breath.

by TheBaldNonce69 August 17, 2020

fritzl steamer

A Cleveland Steamer which is performed on a victim imprisoned in a cellar, typically one of your own family

"If that little bitch has tried to escape again I'm going to Fritzl steamer them into next week

by Savile yodeller September 21, 2020

steam train

A short shimme followed by a gentle moan, performed by a female after a particularly intense lip engagement. Females will not perform a "steam train" at the beginning of their menstrual cycle

"Yo bro, that encounter was so intense she steam trained like an elephant!"
"She didn't steam train last night, what did i do wrong?"

by Derrick Ohio February 25, 2021