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Statist

Someone who believes that the government can solve all the problems and inadvertently let the government controls their life rather than people control the government.
Likely to support taxation and welfare states.
Maggie: I think that taxation is sensible.

Gary that one libertarian friend in the group: Yeah we give them trillions of dollar for them to waste on military and foreign conflicts, serving their political interest and economical interest of the few, to waste them in the endless bureaucracy that you ironically paid to take money away from you, to fund inefficient welfare programs, etc you filthy statist scum.

Gary loses his few friends again
by FriedmanSimp February 19, 2021
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Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them.

A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers
"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."
by Outside_Win3020 May 23, 2025
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Statisticated

When someone owns you with some statistics
'get statisticated mate'
by wavey76 March 2, 2018
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statistics

A swear word referring to the disgusting experience of having diarrhea at a time when you were supposed to be having fun.
"I can't come to the party, mate, I've got statistics"
by MSc Ed Res January 25, 2016
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Unboxing Statistics

Unboxing Statistics was a Stats YouTuber and someone who streamed 24/7 streams of subscriber counts. His channel was deleted on the 27th of July 2022, for spam.
by Unboxing Stats July 27, 2022
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Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Orders

Prognosis with the pro instead of con!
A post-scarcity (not as much scarcities) and post-singularity (new singularities) and post-godhood (new godhoods) dynamic textbook!

A positive dimensions Magnum Opus instead of negative dimensions imperfect remnants.
Can be used as a great learning resource.
New words invented and yet to be invented!
In regards to completing circularity (divinity, not loop) of self positive karma towards transcendence of mortal afflictions and much more!
'Some suggest that according to the dynamic Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Mental Orders the D.S.M.M.D. was more an S.C.P. artefact getting in the way of bloom of Apotheons of the Multiverse due to suppressive enforced prolonged treatment often using pristine waste chemicals without adequate cures'
'And that's without prosidering where we actually are and where we actually can be, and who. The dynamic Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Orders made a great reference resource with godhood realms'
by TranslogicMultisonance March 2, 2023
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Statist

Racist… but against a state.
You’re a statist.
by Grandma_Seven_Hips January 23, 2024
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