Clumsy Squirrel

The act of bouncing your testicles on someone's face. Similar to teabagging.

Mark and Rick took turns giving Sharon the ol' Clumsy Squirrel last night. They were dropping their nuts all over her face.

by HM2013 June 2, 2020

brown eyed squirrel

When someone is sucking on a man's testicles from behind and gets his/her face shit on.

Bro last night I gave a chick a brown eyed squirrel.

by DentWizard July 25, 2017

Letting the Squirrel Go

To take a nasty shit.

Has anyone seen Danny? Oh he’s in the shitter letting the squirrel go.

by Lar the Rod July 8, 2020

man squirrel

a man squirrel is a girl that has alot of hair, she might shave, but will get a 5 o'clock shadow shortly after shaving. feet that smell like vinegar is a sign of a man squirrel. A happy trail must be present to be classified as a true man squirrel.

Ewww, that gurl is a man squirrel, she smells like vinegar, "honey please put your shoes on!".

Man 1: How was last night?
Man 2: She was a total man squirrel, but she gave good head.

by Ashley Potts February 18, 2009

Black Squirrel

The informal mascot of Kent State University. Black squirrels are mischievous little bastards who have been seen stealing televisions and bicycles. They tend to congregate near basketball courts, but have also been known to seek refuge in and around dilapidated recreation centers.

Dude, did you just see those two black squirrels?

Yeah, bro, I think they traded an acorn for a bag of oregano or some shit...

by Sheepinatorz May 11, 2011

Squirreling

1. referring to a sudden distraction (an A.D.D. lapse in time) mid thought, while another is talking, or when trying to accomplish any task.

(definition is in reference to the movie Up when the evil dogs would stop mid sentence thinking they saw a squirrel)

Example 1: "Stop squirreling on me bro."

Example 2: "Quit squirreling on me every 2 seconds, I'm trying to give you directions."

NOTE: there was a lot of squirreling while trying to define this word.

by mfucci September 7, 2012

squirreled

to be dragged by one’s nutsack.

23M looking to get squirreled by a sugar daddy (grab my nuts)

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 15, 2019