Floor Squeak 

1. Sometimes the certain spots or areas on the floor squeaks, by walking, stepping or standing.

2. Slang for farting while walking on hard floors while inside the house.

1. My floor in the kitchen squeaks by the kitchen sink.

2. My girlfriend farted while she was walking down the hall at the same time and she said, The floor squeaked.

Floor Squeak by JayEssBee85 December 19, 2013

squeaker 

A person over an online game with microphones who has an annoyingly high pitched voice, often under 11. Squeakers commonly get upset over every bad thing that happens to them, taking it out on fellow players through loud shouting and mass amounts of swearing and name calling. Commonly found in popular FPS (first person shooter) games ex. Halo 3, Call of Duty 4, Battlefield 2 etc.

squeaker:"Dude you guys suck! You got me killed because you didn't sacrifice your own life for mine! I kicked ass in the beta! You all are such n00bs, you would never make it in my clan."
guy 1:"Shut up you squeaker."

squeaker by charlie lower February 19, 2008

jack diddly squat 

the equivelent of nothing; something that amounts to nothing

Vikings aint got jack diddly squat on ninjas!

jack diddly squat by ninjamann13 June 26, 2007

diddly squat

diddly squat ain’t but nuthin’ at all

I had DIDDLY SQUAT to do with selling all that gay pornography to those terrorists!

diddly squat by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover August 19, 2019

squeaker rage 

A squeaker a child on an online FPS game ( typically COD, but sometimes Halo, Counterstrike, and others) that gets so upset that they begin to speak in profane slurs. These children are normally between the ages of six to twelve and will normally shout out 'HAKAAAR!' or 'That's bullshit! I'm better than you!' At almost every death that they get. Normally, they have atrociously bad sportsmanship in most shooters and will talk the most trash-talk in the game. They are traditionally really poor at the game and will squeal at any chance to the point most people thirteen and up will want to kill themselves with the MAC10 they have in game.

A squeaker rage is when the squeaker begins to bitch and whine about the game, or when you bitch and whine about the squeaker.

Squeaker: STOPFUCKINGKILLINGMEFAGGOT!
Fifteen year old: just shut up with your squeaker rage already, holy shit dude, you are ruining Halo 4 for me.

squeaker rage by Thecaboose53bunchie April 29, 2015

myspace squatter

someone who hides their online status while on myspace because they don't want people to know how often they are actually on it.

He is such a creepy myspace squatter with nothing else to do.

myspace squatter by rabbit317 December 9, 2008

The Squatting Gideon 

The act of trying to squat too much weight, falling on your face, and shitting your pants at the same time.

James pulled the squatting gideon this morning, and they're still attempting to clean the platform.

The Squatting Gideon by stlcards2life April 13, 2012