Speechy

One who fluently speaks phonetics, and nothing else.

wʌn ˈhuː ˈfluːəntli ˈspiːks fəˈnetɪks, ænd ˈnʌθɪŋ ˈels ɪz eɪ <speechy>

by Azerick February 14, 2012

Skweem

Used as an adjective or verb filler, especially in an enthusiastic and emphasized way.

"Dude, you've got to be skweeming me right now"

"Oh my god I can't believe she did that, that skweems me off..."

by Corruptionfever45 December 6, 2014

Shweenie

Just what you thought it would be. A half flaccid weenie and/or dick.

Oh boy, I seemed to have gotten my shweenie caught in my zipper.

by Garbagepussy October 27, 2017

slweeb

the person you see on Twitter under every tweet

@slweeb I swear I can't stop seeing you

by slweeb January 24, 2021

Shweef

The action of a female when they excrete (shit) and toot (quweef) at the same time.

Holy heck she can shweef

by bigborris69 October 11, 2021

peeter skweezer

One who enjoys fondling male genetalia

That damn Fred is a peeter skweezer!

by Molecule- November 10, 2008

Text to Speechlexia

When using Google's Android text to speech and the text is wrong but you send it anyway. This can be done on purpose or by accident.

Guy 1: "Why did you text me 'I'm gonna do your girlfriend.'"?
Guy 2: "I meant to text you 'Do you want to go to the ballgame.'".
Guy 1: "Ok, cool lol, I was gonna kick your ass".
Guy 2: "It must have been text to speechlexia".

by jkherbz April 23, 2010