Shit Spooning

the act of getting so drunk you shit yourself and after face planting your bro spoons you

Dude you shit yourself and just fell on your face it's time for some shit spooning!!

by mrbigcock August 23, 2016

reckless spooning

A nude genitalia to ass horizontal hug between lovers/friends where neither person gives a flying fuck that they are aligned head to feet.

Jim caught Sarah and Todd reckless spooning, and it made him, and only him, uncomfortable as fuck.

by ashetrentnn August 22, 2017

spooning

It's what you do just before forking. It is when a woman lay's on her side and a man cuddles her from behind while laying on his side. That my friends is a definition of spooning. Note: After a few moments in this position the forking usually begins. lol

picture two spoons together in the kitchen cabinet and that is spooning

by rikashae July 7, 2009

spooning

spooning is like cudding with a teddy bear,only the bear is alive!

if spooning isn't warm,you're doing it with a dead body.

by Kaitlyn C. October 1, 2008

Cold Spooning

(Coh-ld Spoo-ning)

The act of removing a spoon from a cold substance (i-e ice cream) and placing it on ones nipples, or that of another person. A new trend in the lesbian community. Thought to increase sensitivity in the nipple and make oral stimulation extremely pleasurable.

Hazel had some Ben and Jerries 'Chunky Monkey'. Hazel removed the spoon from the Chunky Monkey and placed it on Helens nipple and they were cold spooning!

by Munkychunky October 20, 2009

spooning

can mean different things: when a couple lays together like spoons in a kitchen drawer; when lovers kiss or caress each other (more often referred to the neck); and also dating back to the old Welsh customs when a man gives his fiancee an elaboratly carved wooden spoon showing his affection for her.

I just had a conversation with my husband about this, I always wondered why they didn't call it forking!! "Hey baby, let's go fork, LOL"

by Stephanie Everett May 24, 2005

Spooning

The art of forging or carving spoons.

A silver or iron spoon would be melted before put in a spoon shaped mold were it would be left to cool.

A wooden spoon is thus carved from a small piece of wood and applied with a wooden finish generaly.

One who makes spoons in any form would be a spooner.

I have a friend whose name is Edgar, he is a spooner.
He graduated with a degree from a metalworking institute in Spooning.

by MR PROFFESSIONAL SPOONER May 18, 2011