Cut the Sponge

When your computer stops working unexpectedly and dies.

Person 1: Yeah, my computer cut the sponge this morning

Person 2: That's rough, buddy

by Stay at home gamer March 14, 2021

Spencer (girl)

A girl Spencer is very hipster,and although she is kind hearted she will put you in your place when you get out of hand. Spencer is the mom of the friend group and likes to make sure everyone is taken care of before she takes care of herself. You can always go to Spencer for problems and she will lead you in the right direction, even if it's not what you want to hear. Always trust Spencer.

I think I am going to ask Spencer (girl) for advice, she always knows the right thing to do.

by Definethisthan... August 30, 2016

Spencer, MA

A small town outside of Worcester Massachusetts. The population after 9pm consists of white trash, welfare recipients from Mechanic St. who walk all the way up to the Price Chopper to spend their EBT cards. Most of these Spencerites smell like shit and walk around in their pajama pants while grocery shopping. There is nothing to do in this town after 9pm. If you get pulled over by the Spencer cops DO NOT tell them that you are from Mechanic St because you WILL get searched for drugs. The town has one McDonalds, One Dairy Queen, two Dunkin Donuts and a Subway.

"Let's go down to the Price Chopper in Spencer, MA and spend our EBT cards"

by Masshole4life September 26, 2012

Jesse Spencer

The amazing aussie actor who is gorgeous, and appears on House.

"Jesse Spencer is amazing at life," the girls said in a fangirl tone

by Britto June 14, 2006

Spongebobbing it

The reluctance or refusal to get one's drivers license, with no legitimate reason other than laziness or procrastination. People who are spongebobbing it typically walk everywhere they need to go or rely on others to get around, which will often become a nuisance or a burden to others.

"Hey, can you give me a ride into town?"

"Man, you need to stop spongebobbing it and get your license already"

by rose129 October 27, 2019

dick sponge

1.another word for a slut.
2.a female used only for sex.

She is such a dick sponge.
Shes Tims dick sponge.

by Matt Sch September 4, 2005

Sponge fumbling

Accidentally sticking your fist up your arse while searching for your favourite sponge in an overly bubbled bath.

I had to throw my bath into the street after my first sponge fumbling.

by Mr WithersSpakeThrust June 3, 2009