Smocking

Smocking When your trolling the freaks that used to be in office, Skippy & Val at a party Watch them on YT uMsQPuhBBfw

Projecting what you are in fact doing onto innocent people. you shouldn't be talking about smocking guns when yours is on fire

by Betterwakeup December 19, 2018

Stockings

The only pants in the world you can't put on backwards!

i.e waist high ones.

Me: WHICH WAY DO THESE STOCKINGS GO??!...Oh wait... :DDD

by Juombie June 9, 2011

sporking

The act of spooning with the male's reproductive organ placed inside the woman's buttcrack. Not fully inserted into the rectum, but just inserted enough so that the penis is "blanketed" by the buttocks.

hot dogs; sporking

by MPDOWD & NKG April 10, 2010

space stocking

The art of shitting into a condom, freezing it then using it as a dildo later on.

he just used his space stocking on me!

by charlie May 13, 2005

red socking

Red socking is a form of vilent anal sex. Red Socking utilizes the donkey punch to stun the recipient. Once the recipient is sufficently stun the "giver" hastily removes his penis so as to expose the recipients rectal lining.

The redsocking videos I downloaded made me vomit.

by SW12 December 29, 2004

spoking

Hanging out at the Spoke at the University of Western Ontario in London, Ontario engaging in any of the following (but not limited to) activities:
- Eatin';
- Loungin';
- Pimpin' (it ain't ez bro); and
- Chillaxin'

wow, this was a waste of time.

Booyakasha, screw the UWO meal plan my mommy bought me, let's go SPOKING on campus!

by Leon Apel September 23, 2006

sporking

verb - the action of a man Big Spooning his partner, then achieving an erection, thereby poking his partner with his penis. In effect, behaving as both a spoon and a fork at one time.

Last night Linda asked me to spoon her while she watched The OC. I told her only if I got something out of it too. She offered by allowing to sporking instead.

by spissatus February 4, 2010