Spocker with the joy stick

So named for its resemblance to a traditional Vulcan greeting and the Starfleet officer who made it famous, the Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker. Then the joystick is using your thumb to rub the clitoris at the same time.

i gave her the spocker with the joy stick! i bodly went where no man had gone before

by slick1man June 5, 2009

Spocker

Another variation of the popular shocker move. Instead, your four fingers are split in the middle, to create the famous Romulan symbol.

One could use the phrases "Two in the goo, two in the poo.", "Two in the clit, two in the shit." and "Two in the pink, two in the stink." to describe this action.

Yo, Tyrone, I straight-up spocked mah bitch last night!

Sometimes when I'm boning my lady, I pretend I'm Captain Kirk and give her the Spocker.

by Adam October 10, 2004

spocktacle

A science fiction convention. Does not necessarily have to have Star Trek as its main theme.

John, I'm going to the Slanted Fedora spocktacle in Chicago, so you won't be able to call me on the phone for a few days. Send me an email instead.

by pentozali August 28, 2006

Spocious

Another word for something you like, especially with "awesome". HOWEVER, do not use it. You'll look like a fucking faggot. It has been done to death and it pisses people off.

"That was SPOCIOUS!"

*man loads shotgun, ready to kill the man that said this*

by Bob Smith Jones Anderson October 25, 2009

Spocking

When you spin in your chair back and forth in a mellow, yet short movement. If you turn your head sideways, its totally like rocking. The result: spocking.

Today at work, we had a spocking contest to see who could spock the longest. It was gnar.

by spockingman August 23, 2009

spocker

The act of pulling up on the girl's ears while she's performing fellatio.

Homes: I gave Tanisha a spocker while she was doin' her thang last night and I notice this morning that they is stuck like 'at still.
DMaster F: Word, nigga. You a regular LBJ!

by fucwad March 14, 2004

spock's beard

a strange progressive / new age band, have some ok songs but pretty experimental.

I'm gonna go trip out to Spock's Beard.

by matt November 16, 2004