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Splunkyt

The fun game of enjoyment whereby one or more bro's aim their love pumps at a designated target and unload a round of manmilk. He who is closest to the mark recieves a high five and a minute to collect himself.
"My dad fucking creamed me at splunkyt this weekend"
"Man, I got kicked out of my fraternity cause I suck so bad at splunkyt"
by J-town Rivers November 17, 2011
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splurfing

or 'splurfing the web'

To describe when the control of your computer has been temporarily usurped by your balls, resulting in the subconscious browsing of attractive people via social networking sites.
"Man, half an hour ago i was reading about the shark-finning situation in asia, and all of a sudden i regained consciousness with a semi, looking at photo 97/105 of an album entitled "mallorca hols 2010", by a woman i don't even know!"

"damned privacy settings cost me 20 mins of splurfing time"
by Mr Mange September 2, 2013
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splunk muff crunk

The act of growing a manly beard, taking a shot of hot sauce without swallowing, and going down on your girl (or your friends girl) while the hot sauce causes a hot steamy but slightly painful sensation with the assistance of the beard smearing the juices around. In this situation, the woman is typically handcuffed to something without knowing the splunk muff crunk is about to occur. Failure to restrain the subject may result in punches and cuts.
Man 1: What's with the eye patch?

Man 2: I gave my neighbors wife the splunk muff crunk, and I didnt tie her hands down tight enough, and she gouged my eye out after I went down on her.
by StoopidShteve September 10, 2013
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Splunked

To be very drunk, high, or both at one time. An over all under the influence state of mind.
Dude Matt is fucked up, yeah hes totally splunked.
by BadLarry4 December 24, 2014
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Spluff

An organic herbal smoking blend for mixing with cannabis or hemp. These blends are usually made from Mullein, Raspberry leaves, lavender, Lions mane, Blue lotus, Sage and other sacred herbs.
Hey man do you have any Spluff?
by Sacred fire July 8, 2019
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Splunk

1.The noise an axe makes when it gets lodged into one's skull

2.A large half-ork creature who has an I.Q of 2 and is illiterate. He enjoys animals and killing things that are mean to him or to his friends. He has no sense of pain as his low intelligence has left it completely null and void. Splunk is the by product of a human father and an ork mother. He has a large family which includes his full-ork brother Kerplunk. Splunk travels with an adventuring party through the land of Galador trying to save the world. He has a huge love of animals and desires to be a "Puppyflamethrowerkitty" daddy.
Example 1:"wow that was a loud splunk my axe made"

Example 2: "Dammit Splunk why did you blow up my bar!"
by Charleston Grampen June 10, 2009
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splunge

I need to go splunge.
by Dan April 4, 2004
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