splooge maintenance

what a female does in the bathroom immediately after having sex.

honey, do you need a towel? no, i have to go do some splooge maintenance.

by chuffykins July 9, 2010

Splurge Demon

The monster that hides in stores and convinces you to buy random stuff that you don't need or are not on your list. This creature especially likes to hide in stores such as Walmart and Ross.

Chelsea: OMG! I went to Walmart with a grocery list and totally got attacked by the Splurge Demon on my way to the checkout!

Patrick: Really?! How much did you spend?

Chelsea: I splurged on $50 worth of random crap :/

by Kylie Koxxx June 17, 2010

Splooge-Doo

The act of ejaculating in a females hair making it crusty and hard.

Tracy was giving Greg a knobber and he busted all over her hair giving her a nasty splooge-doo.

by weal0902 March 2, 2011

sploge sponge

a)Any girl who takes loads of semen up her snatch, down the hatch, in her crack, and on her back. These chicks are down with the creampie be it anal or vaginal.

b)A person who is addicted to being ejaculated in, typically females. Also see whore or slut.

"Hey dude, see that girl? She's fucked everyone I know, and I don't even want to go into how many dicks she has sucked. She is a total sploge sponge!"

by Anal Boss 69 November 6, 2011

Splurge my gurge

To excessively blow ones load after a long period of not having sex or masturbating.

Yo bruh, it's been like forevs since I've seen my baby gurl, but tonight we are totes going all the way, and you knows I'm going to splurge my gurge up in her fart box!

by Big Bobby Bacon May 29, 2015

Sploogecopter

To ejaculate while your penis is twirling in a circular motion.

I just did the Sploogecopter move on my girlfriend last night and got cum all over my room.

by Scoobydxx January 14, 2016

splooge

literally a dude's jizz.

I splooged inside your mother last night.

by firtreebutt July 25, 2016