yogurt splatter

Splatting Cum all over that dang pussy

I yogurt splattered all over that vagina last night

by Ma Nigga Sakeen Alib Talib June 10, 2014

splatter monkey

When you shit so hard you leave stains on the bottom of the toilet

I went to the bathroom after David and he left splatter monkeys everywhere.

by Ccastle April 3, 2017

Steinberg splatter

The Steinberg Splatter
When, in an alley, tent or abandoned structure, a feral human’s colonic orifice relaxes releasing a spattering of used food, probably obtained from a dumpster, onto the sleeping body of another feral human.

Whoever steinberg splattered that dude must have found some chipotle in the dumpster cause that shit has some corn in it.

by Feral fecal photos August 30, 2023

Poo Splatter

The act of having to much Taco Bell and Starbucks and suddenly getting a rush of severe diarrhea running down the hall with it exploding out of your butthole like brown fireworks. Causing everyone it hits to turn into zombie grandmas.

"OMG move, I am going to poo splatter everywhere!" -linda

by 1234eyesonme May 9, 2018

ball splatter

The fluid expelled by an after sex queef as the penis is pulled out causing the fluids inside to be splattered on the man's balls.

Vigorous sex left him with "ball splatter." She giggled.......

by SkippysPad October 30, 2015

Biden splatter

When your dog has diarrhea and it sounds exactly like Joe biden speaking

My dog has had biden splatter so long that people are lining up outside my house for a handout

by I need likes March 11, 2022

Clatter-splatter

The act of watching the Night King death scene whilst masturbating.

*watches last scene of season 8 episode 3 of Game of Thrones*
Guys I'm gonna need about 20 minutes alone to rewatch that and get in a quick clatter-splatter.

by SkwareChicken April 28, 2019