speedoru

speedoru: (spee·doh·ru) noun/
it means stupid stupid idiot bitch fucking
stupid dumb dumb idiot homo,

also known as dank animator called "speedosausage".

Here's that speedoru guy who changed his perfect username to something plain and not memorable.

by speedosentenced October 3, 2018

Speedo Verdose

The condition of wearing a speedo that is very small; this results in bodily harm and/or death.

Did you see that guy's tiny speedo? I'm surprised he doesn't have speedo verdose.

by kennybearr January 19, 2009

Speedshitting

While dating a girl - particularly in the first awkward weeks - speedshitting refers to the act of taking a very fast shit in her appartment's/dowm room's bathroom, as to induce her to thing you were only - harmlessly - urinating.

Girl: "We spend a lot of time together...but I noticed...err"
Boy: "Yes?"
Girl "You...never seem to do a numer two!!"
Boy "Well...I was speedshitting"

by Brezzo85 June 28, 2011

Speedometer

associated with an erotic pleasure or thought makes one turned on very quickly or vice versa.

I looked at that girl and now my speedometer is going crazy!

by manatee18 August 6, 2011

Speedometer

A new synonym of the word 'awesome'. When autocorrect corrects awesome into speedometer and you just give up on life and use it instead. It's origin is that once a girl was struggling to text and the autocorrect decided to strike.

"Dude, bmth's new album is speedometer."

by Pantherr November 19, 2016

speedsoft

Most hated play style in Airsoft, typically fast paced hoodie wearing assholes. Requirements include wearing a Dye mask, hoodie, don't call your hits, overshoot, and just accepting large amounts of hate.

Why did he shoot me 8 times?!
Dude he's doing speedsoft..
Oh...

by AirtardTurtle May 4, 2018

speedstick

a penis that moves in and out really fast

his speedstick was really going last night!

by Hannah & Laura January 1, 2007