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Speedball Artist

A connoisseur of the speedball, in its most general form, a combination of a depressant and stimulant, to enhance the positive effects and mitigate the negative effects that would be felt with administration of either drug alone. Typically it involves simultaneous co-administration of cocaine with a powerful, short acting opiate such as heroin, fentanyl, or a fentanylogue.

Speedballs are sublimely pleasurable, incredibly addictive and quite dangerous. To accomplish with any reasonable degree of safety they require vigorous self-discipline and extraordinarily deep reservoirs of knowledge and experience with the drugs in question, as well as consideration of one's tolerance, general health condition and relative quality of the specific doses about to taken. Attempting a speedball is a highly dangerous process, but those who survive to develop their routine and practice it thousands of times are called speedball artists in reference to the fact that staying alive while maximizing the pleasure from it is as much an art as it is a science.
"What's his drug of choice?"

"He's a speedball artist. Coke and fentanyl specifically. Shit's incredibly dangerous, but somehow, either from luck, skill or some crazy combination of both he's managed to go for years without ODing... yet."
by Improvising September 9, 2016
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speedball

Type of Paintball match where the goal is not to capture the flag. The goal is to tag out the opposing team.
Lots of people on UD don't know how to properly use the "Pronunciation" box.
by MoonKnight November 23, 2002
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California Speedball

Unlike the traditional speedball (heroin and cocaine), an inhumane quantity of LSD is added to the contents of the syringe.
"Then we're all in agreement. If Hillary gets elected, california speedballs all around. It takes a village."
by d2p June 10, 2009
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canadian speedball

Going outside after a sweltering punk show to cool off only to go back inside the boiling venue to warm up.
"Fuck that band was great! I'm gonna go outside to cool off."
"Want to grab another beer when you get back in?"
"Yeah, I'll pull a Canadian Speedball."
by MikeAD February 4, 2018
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Millennial Speedball

Dabs and espresso in the morning.

Millennials turned the boomer Hippy Speedball up to 11.
Charlie: I'm tired and hungover, how are you still alive after last night?
Alex: Two words: Millennial Speedball
by The Real Master Blaster September 13, 2020
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spermballs

floating wads of jism that are left in the skimmer of a pool or hot tub after having sex.
heck , I didnt want to clean the filter after knowing I blew major spermballs all through it after doggie stylingthe neighbor girl.
by don tantius February 11, 2008
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speedball

In baseball, it's a fastball according to Bruce Springsteen's Glory Days.
I had a friend was a big baseball player
back in high school
He could throw that speedball by you
Make you look like a fool boy
by mlledufarge@hotmail.com August 4, 2010
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