specticalling

It's where a man sits on someone's face and their balls hang either side of the persons nose covering their eyes

My bofriend wanted to try out specticalling. He sat on my face and I couldnt see past his balls.

by Littlelegs198 February 25, 2017

Spastic fish

When your homie doesn't kiss you goodnight so you give him an epileptic seizure.

Person 1: He didn't kiss you last night!
Person 2: Don't worry, I gave him a spastic fish.

by Yeetusgoaway55 June 26, 2020

spastico

When a old European man calls some young girls ex boyfriend a spastic

Your ex boyfriend is a spastico

by Biriani June 9, 2021

Spesticle

Combination of a Speck and a Testicle

Short for Specky Testicle

“Jill you spesticle!”

by Cacophonous_Shart June 15, 2021

skeptical specticals

It just sounds funny.

Skeptical Specticals, bitches!

by Mattborg9007 May 29, 2018

cum spastic

A person that doesn't enjoy or appreciate men's semen

Hey how was your date?

Yes not bad she rocked in the sack but turned out to be a cum spastic so won't be going back there again

by Tugnets da troll December 2, 2021

spatial logic

Logic for people who don't like logic. Kind of like computer logic, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.

I do spatial logic puzzles so I have no friends.

by C. Frey July 12, 2006