Spongesexual

A sexuality regarding the show 'Spongebob Squarepants', started in the musical community because the actor playing Spongebob Squarepants is an absolute hottie named Ethan Slater.

Friend: I'm homosexual, what about you?

Me: I'm spongesexual.

Friend: What the fuck-

by ThySmallestOfTheCacti June 17, 2018

Spangled

Spangled: getting shitfaced beyond the level of your average shitfaced state

I was spangled last night

by Spangled: getting shitfaced be April 20, 2020

spanglemoth

when you just don't know. A state of confusion

Your mom: The dog did a backflip of the chimney
You: Man I am so spanglemoth

Your mom: What
You: I am spanglemoth

by flanth June 1, 2021

Spangled and mangled

A state of mind a person may find themselves in after consuming one too many tinnies. Often accompanied with class A's.

Jav: he lovesh it dun'he
Towey: 1, 2, 3, 4, 1 , 2, 3, 4....
Erfan: mate towey is spangled and mangled
Towey: depression is a ten letter word, north korea is a communist state...

by xXxswagmaster42069xXx September 25, 2022

spanklebeans

The upper portion of the posterior thigh to the top of the buttocks of a fluffy and adorable animal.

You can’t help but rub those spanklebeans.

by dontforget July 16, 2023

star spangled stoma

Getting fucked in your neck hole on the Fourth of July.

A Star Spangled Stoma is a terrible way to celebrate the birth of our great nation.

by El Conquistador July 5, 2017

Star Spangled Nanner

Singing the star Spangled Banner while getting a blowjob from an old toothless retired Hooker, while she has a mouth full of potato salad.

The old woman feeding the pigeons in the park saw I was a Veteran, so she gave me a free Star Spangled Nanner.

by Salty Sailor June 14, 2019