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social friction

the inability to complete a task due to continuous talking with one or more people or the inability to arrive at a destination due to socially interacting with one or more people one runs into on the way.
"Sorry I'm late, I would've been here sooner but I ran into Aidan and, you know, social friction!"
by SADWHORE October 18, 2021
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Full on social teen

A teen who wastes their day or 90% of it texting or talking to another teen; someone who thinks they are being social but are actually the complete opposite
I think that guy in the corner, alone, on his phone is a full on social teen.
by No name July 3, 2014
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Social Anxiety Disorder

Social anxiety is the fear of being rejected, or made fun of by peers or by those who dont know you. Only those who have personally experienced its horrors can truly atest to the stupifying affect that it has on the person. It makes the person feel like they are at the center of attention in any social situation, thereby making them feel like they must perform under everyday situations. What those of us with S.A.D fail to realize is that most of our horrors come from our overexageration and our faulty ideas that usually are real. Most situations we stress over either dont exist, wont happen, could happend and if it did happen would be as bad as we think it would be. To everyone suffering from this condition i would say keep in mind that most of those negative thoughts we feel about ourselves arent true.
Jordan: Everytime Jill goes to the club she is always worried, and concerned about what the people around her might be saying about the way she, walks, talks and dresses, but in reality she looks fine.

Rob: hey man she is suffering from Social Anxiety Disorder.
by Jay Dotta January 2, 2010
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social degenerate

Another term used to refer to either people who camp in first person shooter video games, mostly the Call of Duty franchise, or Cleveland Browns quarterback Brandon Weeden.
"You camping social degenerate nerd faggots. I hope you die in the real."
by elpresador's son November 9, 2013
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social construct

A rhetorical technique used (often by a neurotic undergraduate a with a Yoko Ono tattoo) to deny the existence of irrefutable fact. But this is not its original meaning:

Properly understood, a social construct is a thing that emerges as a result of social interaction. For instance, the price of gold is a social construct—it emerges from the market for gold as an approximation of how society presently values gold in relation to another asset, usually currency.

Social constructs are no less "real" than the price of gold is "real." It's not as real as gold itself, but it's pretty damn real.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 14, 2019
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social chameleon

someone who changes the way they interact with people depending on who they're with.
Chris is such a social chameleon, hes such a nice guy at chess club, but such a dick on the football team.
by Boone Wheeler May 13, 2005
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Social Whooer

One who, when in public, with the help of alcohol and large groups of people, starts to make "WHOOING" noises at the most inane things.
Geoff: Hey, I'm buying drinks for my friends.

Ted: WHOO! SHOTS!

Geoff: Not you, Social Whooer.
by DontLookBackInAnger July 8, 2009
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