stocking fairy

A fairy that steals socks from the dryer.

Darn it! The stocking fairy took my socks again!

by FairyGuide.com January 24, 2009

sockings

when you wear socks so high that they're practically stockings

yo dude i got the sockings

by X-Æ-A-13 December 2, 2019

Pippy cock stocking

When you take your girls braids and tie them behind your back while she is giving you head, locking her mouth on your dick.

I will only date a chick if her hair is long enough for me to pippy cock stocking her.

by Gulf shores fathead September 17, 2012

Pink socking

When you reach inside someone's anal cavity and pull their arsehole out

"Woah Sarah there's liquid shit all over the walls!"

"Sorry, I received a good ol pink socking last night and now my arse is loose"

by Big Boi Bumole February 18, 2019

Socking

Pulling down some person's sock by at least 2 inches from the intended height of the sock. Then yelling you got "Socked!" after it has been done, better if it is caught on camera, or with witnesses standing by. (Don't do it by yourself or it's just lame, and means you're alone.)

Doing this during a football game to an opposing player's socks is even better.

Jeremy was standing next to Nathan when he realized Nathan was wearing high socks. Jeremy with intense speed managed to pull down and "Sock" both of his legs. This left Nathan with a very odd feeling of being violated and confused. Jeremy then proceeded to yell, "YOU GOT SOCKED" The socking was successful.

by CorneliusBB October 2, 2011

Smocking

Smocking When your trolling the freaks that used to be in office, Skippy & Val at a party Watch them on YT uMsQPuhBBfw

Projecting what you are in fact doing onto innocent people. you shouldn't be talking about smocking guns when yours is on fire

by Betterwakeup December 19, 2018

Stockings

The only pants in the world you can't put on backwards!

i.e waist high ones.

Me: WHICH WAY DO THESE STOCKINGS GO??!...Oh wait... :DDD

by Juombie June 9, 2011