snaffle bits

1. Any woman possessing a particularly long head and horse-like teeth. Often found laughing riotously, but with no sound being omitted from their person and/or eating celery.

Drunk #1: That chick has a hot body. Too bad about the face though.

Drunk #2: I'm just worried about the potential scraping issues. She make think it's a piece of celery.

Drunk #1: Right on bra, let's leave this snaffle bits be.

by The Taste of Lemonade November 8, 2009

Bone Bone For Snarf Snarf

Snarf is a character from the popular 80's cartoon Thundercats and bone "bone for snarf snarf" is when you give snarf a erection in any form. It can be used to destroy any awkward silence.

"I have something to tell you"
"what?"
"I'm pregnant"
*Awkward silence*
"Bone Bone For Snarf Snarf!?"
"HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!"

by MackAttack1 December 11, 2009

brown snarf

When your spraying hot diarrhea in someones mouth and they laugh, causing it to come out of their nose.

Dude, whats up with your mom? She keeps begging me to give her a brown snarf.

by TZ January 20, 2006

Snaffle Gaffle

When a woman reaches her climax, you stick your nose inside her vagina and sneeze

Have you ever tried to Snaffle Gaffle?
No, I didn't want to give her aids.

by Von_Barret October 15, 2010

SAWFT

SAWFT - lame, weak, unable.

Ron Hulett didn't show up to Burger night at Kings Key so he's SAWFT!

by SAWFTy July 25, 2017

Snarf

the ORIGINAL definition of snarfing was: The act of snorting liquid or food out of one's nose due to unexpected laughter.

A friend's joke that reaches an unexpected punchline often makes you snarf your soda.
OMG! You tickled me and made me snarf my milk!!!

by zaxy June 5, 2013

Snafu

Murphy's Law for the Military; acronym for Situation Normal, All Fucked Up

We planned the the latest mission for three days, but as usual it was a real snafu when it finally happened.

by Mike March 20, 2004