Smudge Sex

When someone takes a vicious dump on some ones genitals and then proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse, smudging it in.

"Last night, Tom and I had smudge sex. It was awesome!"

"I smudged the shit out of that bitch!"

"Do you wan't to smudge?"

by Smudge Master B February 27, 2009

Smud

The essence of one's spiritual being which is brought about through extreme acts of selfishness. These gentlemen are extremely keen to acquire currency, vaginal pleasure and massive quantities of Jenkem. No regard for life.

Guy: Yo, you knocked up?
Girl: Yeah puto. I'm knocked up with your seed.
Guy: Yo, can I punch it out of your stomach? ":)"
Girl: No.
Guy: Fuck you bitch.
Server at Applebees: Damn, my dudes is mad smud.

by Flute and Douglas. June 14, 2011

smuddle

similar to cuddle and snuggle but "smooching" while in bed.

I wish you were here to smuddle with tonight.

by K.Nadeau April 27, 2005

smouse

The pussymaster. Has total control over the pussy.

You see smouse over there? He destroys pussy.

by smouze November 7, 2011

dick smudge

Sticky residue left by the head of a willy.
Or someone who looks like it.

What fucking dick smudge has left a dick smudge on me curtains.
The missus is gonna do her pieces when she sees it.

by Stevie Wankychops November 13, 2005

Smudge Fuck

To ruin something through excessive handling.

I don't lend out my porno magazines anymore because they always come back smudge fucked.

by october-jones October 23, 2008

Smoodiver

Refers to someone who performs the act of cunninglingus.

A person who goes down on the smoo. Can be a male or female.

Derivation is from a New Zealand sketch comedy show called Moon TV.

Derek: "Man, I love to munch on the pussey"
Jeff: "Really?"
Derek: "Yeah bro, I'm a smoodiver from Nam"

by Smoodiver April 12, 2010