Smooth-brain

A derogatory term used to describe someone after they have done something unintelligent, clumsy, or foolish. This term implies a below average intelligence due to an abnormally shaped brain. The expression is used almost exclusively for criticism.

Dude 1: Hey, did you hear that Mike literally got in an accident with a parked car yesterday!
Dude 2: Ya, I cant believe it. What an absolute smooth-brain.

by Mike N. Ike April 3, 2019

smooth cocking

a variation of smooth talking, however, this form of talking comes from the cock region with a more sexual manner

John's remarkable ability in smooth cocking is the reason he is so successful with the ladies

by The Junk September 30, 2008

smooth chew

1. verb: the act of chewing on something smoothly such as yougurt or pudding

2. noun: you know ... like a smooth chew

3. verb: chewing without the grind

"Lemme get a bite of that fur burger....looks like a smooth chew."

by Spear Shaker April 3, 2010

Smooth Canoes

Aussie saying for "have a cruisy day"

its when everything goes your way smoothly.
have a "Smooth Canoes Day"

by "The Big Easy" September 8, 2012

Smooth talking text whore

Someone who falsely uses their sweet talk words to gain trust love and adoration from the opposite sex to get attention and to overindulge in text flirting

I can't believe he says that to everyone , I thought I was the only one he called beautiful or baby . He's a smooth talking text whore

by Westcoast wildcard May 15, 2016

smooth sailin'

The act of jacking off with the assistance of sand paper. The name is derived from sand paper's ability to smooth out wood.

Dude, do you have any sand paper because I really want some smooth sailin'

by Sampson Walterson February 17, 2008

smooth face

describing someone with a complexion that reflects someone with a disability or particularly downs syndrome.

"Tom! Shut up you smooth face bastard!"

by clubba laing June 14, 2007