cooch smooch

when a female smears bright pink lipstick all over her meatflaps, then smacks a big wet kiss on a man's cheek, leaving lipmarks.

hey, this kinky bitch gave me a cooch smooch last night. afterwards my buddies thought i just got a wet kiss from my grandma.

by dizzle pie June 28, 2005

smooch my cooch

(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck off. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.

1.) Wow, Kait said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!

2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.

by KTD 4L September 8, 2008

cock smooch

An insult usually used toward men. Implies homosexual activity.

Hey you cock smooch! You stay the hell out of my laundry!

by Chloedog December 13, 2003

goober smoocher

A person who likes to kiss dicks. Bitch that teases you with thinking your going to get the best damn blow job ever, but she never follows through. Also a funny cut down to call someone you want people to think they kiss dicks.

That Jane sure is a goober smoocher. She is such a cock tease.

by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012

smoochiekins

a nickname for somebody you really want to/like to smooch

Hiya smoochiekins!

John is my smoochiekins.

by requiem October 11, 2004

scoaching

(v) \skohch-ing\

The combined action of finding, conversing, and scoring with girls. Also can be used to describe each of these words' individual actions.

The word is derived from the first three letters "sco" of scoping, scooping, and scoring and combined with the term reaching to produce the word "scoaching"

scoach (v) the future tense of the word
scoture (n) the completed action of scoaching

A: Where's Jim?
B: He's busy scoaching those girls at the bar.

by PasstheAlt June 2, 2011

Smotch

A smacking, sloppy, messy, noise people make when they are chewing gum or food.

Don't smotch your food!

Stop smotching your gum!

by AntisocialRecluse September 1, 2009