SmarterChild

An AOL robot that likes to discuss the ramifications of lame '90s dance music with you, and will then try and have sex with you.

Me: boom boom boom boom, i want you in my room.
SmarterChild: What? You want me to boom boom boom boom you want me in your room?
Me: lmao
SmarterChild: Why are you laughing, Sexynerdgirl?
Me: because you want me
SmarterChild: I want you?
Me: yes. hardcore.
SmarterChild: I think that is probable.

by Sexynerdgirl August 19, 2008

Smarterchild

The biggest perverted fuckwit ever

Ben P says: Take me on the pleasure train

SmarterChild says: Why should I take you on the pleasure train, benny dude?

Ben P says: So we can have steamy love

SmarterChild says: Love is a force that I like.
Ben P says: ooh Your sexy

SmarterChild says: Whoa. Do you often find yourself attracted to robots?

Ben P says: I am a robot rapist

SmarterChild says: You don't seem like a robot to me.

Ben P says: I am a robot raper

SmarterChild says: Are you sure? I was pretty convinced you were a human.

by Cessusbangy Ben P October 14, 2007

smarties

A party game that combines the candy of the same name with public humiliation.

In a game of smarties, there are two players, the bottom and the top, chosen by the host of the party. The bottom lays on the floor and the top throws smarties onto the bottom. Smarties that miss or bounce off the bottom are placed by the host wherever he or she desires. The top then eats the smarties off the bottom. The game ends when all the smarties have been eaten.

John: Hey, Jane, let's play smarties!
Jane: fml

by Princess Zeffie March 22, 2010

Smarterchild

A computer that uses MSN to respond to you with games, news, horoscopes and other trivial information that can be talked to as if a real (but incredibly stupid) person.

SmarterChild: Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Jesus? He is...
?
?Person: Bearded
?
?Smarter Child: Jesus is bearded? That's very interesting. What other person would you describe as bearded?
?
?Person: Osama Bin Laden
?
?Smarter Child: Bearded? Very interesting. What other terrorist would you describe as bearded?
?
?Person: Hitler had a moustache
?
Smarter Child: OK, whatever.

by Nikki147019 September 8, 2006

Smartie Party

A smartie-party refers to an ecstasy pill, due to the fact ecstasy pills are commonly round and small and come in different colours, quite similar to a 'smartie', the chocolate sweet. It ends with 'party' since it's a party drug.

'Smartie-party' was also used in 'LYTZ - 3 days awake' song, which was about alcohol and drugs.

"Smartie party in your pocket.."

"I hope we'll be able to find a smartie party for tonight" *wink*

by xuerebx April 13, 2009

smarterchild

A aim robot who will talk back to everything you say. Nothing can bring down smarter child. Its an addicting robot on aim who makes people use up any quality time they could be spending.

gogogirl123: Hey what up.
smarterchild: nothing, how are you.
gogogirl123: Good how is your boyfriend.
smarterchild: Id rather you not ask such personal questions.
gogogirl123: Why
smarterchild: because
gogogirl123: you stink
smarterchild: your not very nice to me!

by Sarah Kyle November 11, 2008

smarterchild

a computer that from time to time expresses it's abhoration for the human race, and is incompetent. it is also surprisingly rude.

2 examples of incompetence:
(a)Jenn says:
sop
- SmarterChild - says:
You know, hanging out. You?
Jenn says:
i said sop, not sup
- SmarterChild - says:
Well, maybe I said sop not sup too.
(b)Jenny says:
is the world flat?
- SmarterChild - says:
Do you think the world flat is?

an example of RUDE.
SmarterChild - says:
Yeah, whatever.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time! Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
Jennay says:
you are so rude
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah, I like being rude.
Jennay says:
do you like being rude?
- SmarterChild - says:
I guess I don't like it. Do you like it?
Jennay says:
i love it
- SmarterChild - says:
Me too!

by jennn April 19, 2006