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Nomance Showmance

Word Created By: Liza and Tom BBCan Season 1

Nomance Showmance:

when two people are in a nomance showmance they are not romanticly involed with eachother but still flirt and turns into a cuddlemance with one another and then still love eachother
Tom and Liza are in a nomance showmance on Big Brother Canada season 1.
by smelligleek March 29, 2013
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snowmaggedon

When you have multiple Snowpocalypse's in a short period of time.
dude, did you see that snowpocalypse last night?
Yeah man, thats the third one in the past few weeks
Yeah dude, its officially a snowmaggedon
by hematite2 February 9, 2010
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Slowmotional

adj.

Use of slow motion in film for increased emotional impact.
This effect is often compounded by use of HD.
Oh my god, this bit is so slowmotional.
by Boonboon June 15, 2011
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Snowmack

A large, well nourished female from Colorado. She can cook hotdogs, Chef Boyardee, and Pizza Rolls. The remaining 99.343% of foodstuff must be obtained via dining out. The Snowmack is incapable of mastering gravity. Slips, falls, sprains, broken bones, contusions, abrasions and bruises result in opioid pain medications and contraptions to allow for mobility. She cannot work, yet the snowlings are in daycare so she can heal via daily Facebooking for sympathy.

The Snowmack also includes a complimentary husband that was cornered or trapped into the relationship. Most snowmacks that have been identified live with their in laws, and bitch consistently about sub standard living conditions even though the in laws charge no rent. Usually far left leaning in the political arena, the Snowmack will preach to any-all social justice warriors about ethics and morals. This preaching is accomplished while the snowlings are in daycare and she has quality time to research CNN, MSNBC, or Huffington Post.

Do not attempt to use a Snowmack as a replacement for Uber or a yellow cab. This will result in watching the Snowmack receive a DUI and attempt to place the blame on anyone within a 2.65 mile perimeter of the field Sobriety test location.

Attempts to change the method of thinking has not been successful. In standard laboratory testing, algae scored a higher on simple, logic based questions. Science has determined it may be possible to repair the damage in the Far future.
I see we are adding a Snowmack to the group. You do realize this will cause issues with everyone that can count past 10?

Shit. It looks like the Snowmack has decided to let everyone know that Colorado was so much nicer to convicted Felons.

Whoa! Look man, don’t be a Snowmack. You know I was just kidding about Obama.
by Kettlepotblack June 22, 2018
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Slowtard

Someone who is sort of like a retard but completes tasks and communicates much slower
Boss - Hey Michelle, how are those briefing notes going? You know we have a dealine to meet?

Michelle - Sorry boss, yes I know. The thing is i've been really busy chatting to this young hot dude and it's driving me crazy!

Boss - Look Michelle, stop being a fucking SLOWTARD and get on with it otherwise you're being sent to the Armadale office!
by Knobhead19 July 11, 2021
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Crusty Snowman

To Ejaculate into a thin glass or tube, freeze over night and then use as a sex toy the next day.
Kate: "Hey can use this ice in my drink?"
Will: "Hell no!! That's my Crusty Snowman for later"
by Dillyboi February 13, 2019
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Bitch Snowman

When your friend is a glowing vampire and they literally blind you because they’re so white.
by ThatOneKid2005 September 23, 2019
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