Slapper-jack

A sexual act in which the male slaps his partner in the face with his penis as he is ejaculating. The action may include using the penis to rub and smear the semen all over the partners face. The action continues until the male has finished ejaculating and the penis begins to relax.

"Dude, my girl gave me a blow job last night and I slapper-jacked her face so bad she looked like an albino by the time I was done!"

by gavinikki January 4, 2009

Slappamada

The slapping of a madman, or the Marma slapping you.

Ima slappamada you!

by SlappamadaMyGs February 13, 2019

slapps

Used to describe something that is good

This song slapps

by oceansbucky April 22, 2019

Double Slapping

In a game of zombies on "call of duty world at war" where a zombie simultaneously hits you with both arms in a windwill formation.

Woah help! These zombies are Double Slapping!

by C Bubz August 11, 2010

Whoopi Slapped

When someone fills their butt hole full of air, and slaps them with it and lets out a poo.

Shane Dawson was crazy as all shit in bed and whoopi slapped me.

by Adrojake January 11, 2011

Spearman sausage slapper

The brand of hockey stick Mike Richards of the Philadelphia Flyers uses to play extra well in his games. Richards is the spearman and he uses his stick to slap the sausage (hockey puck).

Did you see that goal scored with the Spearman Sausage Slapper?

by SpearmanRules April 22, 2009

shappetite

The urge to imminently release one's bowels.
When desire to shite is so intense it can be likened to the feeling of hunger.

"I ran into a McDonald's toilet to buss a fat shit but some tramp had just projectile vommed everywhere so I totally lost my shappetite"

by tom.r.99 May 20, 2017