shoemosexual

shu-mo-seks-shu-ul- one who is not gay, but wears nice shoes all the time, leading others to believe that he may be homosexual. much like a metrosexual, but a specific area of metrosexuality, obviously pertaining to the shoes.

Is that dude gay? Those boots must be $400+!!! "No man... he's just shoemosexual."

by Justin Mayfield September 11, 2005

showme

A leet was to say Voyeur - The act of spying on your gran when shes rubbing her clit in the shower.

calum baird watched jan as she masterbated ferociously

by JT November 18, 2004

Showming

A sexual act where couples visit new housing developments and have sexual intercourse in the developers show houses.

They were caught showming in the five bed executive attached show home

by Stuey75 May 12, 2019

facebook showboating

When a person want's to appear to other people as if they have a life when in all reality they're simply seeing attention and haven't quite figured out how to be interesting enough to do it for real.

Status Update: Jennifer

Hanging out with some friends — with Melissa and Jason at The St. Bar.

Comments:
Jason: I so needed this. Thank you girls so much. I love you all.
9 minutes ago · Like

Jennifer: Jason I will always be here no matter what comes in our life. I know you are hurting and I wish I could take the pain away! Love ya my bestie!!!!
7 minutes ago · Like
Anita: Aren't you guys sitting across the bar from each other? You're just facebook showboating.

by Aphroditesdesire January 27, 2012

slowmo

Someone who takes a long time to come out of the closet.

Julian took a long time to finally come out, he's such a slowmo.

by jkc August 7, 2012

Cambodian Showdown

An ancient and sacred ritual performed by two males for control of the tribe, or for fun in New York. It involves insertion of a large wooden chopstick exactly halfway down the urethra of the first contender. Next, the challenger inserts the remaining 1/2 into his own penis. From there, both men masturbate until one has shot the chopstick completely down the other's p-hole. Traditionally, the victor defecates on the losers chest.

Bill wanted to watch The Simpsons, but Haansehm wanted to watch House, so they had a Cambodian Showdown.

by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Showoffer

someone who likes to show off a lot

He is such a showoffer.

by 4pink January 2, 2017