smurfing

The act of smurfing is to hit someone with your own or someone else's penis. Not restricted to just hitting the head, any part of the body counts. Works best when penis is in erect state.

-Oww, what was that?
-A penis.
-Esmée are you smurfing me again?
-Yes, but with James's penis.

by MissCroft. February 27, 2010

Smurfing

The act of writing on ones driveway in chalk(preferably blue chalk) smurf oriented things. This was invented by a group of bored teenagers one night as an alternative to TPing,Forking and Ding Dong ditching.
The first smurfing took place on March,15th,2011 in Phoenix, Arizona

Jack: "Dude smurfing jake last night was so fun, we smurfed the tits of him!"
John: "Hahhahaa ya dude we sure did, it would have been better though if his insane neighbor didnt throw a pestacide can at us!"

by The King of Smurfing August 24, 2011

Smurfing

peforming cunnilingus on a massivly infected vagina (see "blue waffle")

i went smurfing on this girl last night and now my mouth tastes like mackerel

by parasite159 May 22, 2010

Smurfing

To put a condom over the head of your girl (like a Smirf hat) then choke the them blue while they play with your Smurf berries.

Have you tried Smurfing? put this condom on your head, i want to Smurf you.

by chickenbag May 29, 2010

Smurfing

Shoving your dick down a girl's throat until she turns blue then cumming on her head to make it look like a smurf's white hat.

So, I was thinking about Smurfing that bitch. She punched me in the balls when I came in her hair.

by KyleAndHeaven November 14, 2011

Shorting

Using a condom to only cover the tip of the penis, leaving the foreskin exposed. This is done to enhance pleasure for the male, by exposing the bundle of nerves where the foreskin attaches to the penis head. This provides the sensation of skin on skin, but allows the condom to function by catching the sperm. This does not protect against STDs and is not an approved use of a condom, but is used by many married couples who are unable to use other birth control methods and enjoy the skin on skin contact.

When I was shorting the condom, it felt like I wasn't wearnig one at all!

by Damin_216 August 24, 2009

Smurfing

A drunken prank where you take a blue marker(s) and proceed to color the majority of the face and/or body of someone who has violated the "don't pass out with your shoes on" rule. for maximum LULz use a blue sharpie.

dude i got you so hard, pay back is so sweet. next time don't be a meanface and you wont get smurfed.

did jon just pass out with his shoes on, grab that blue sharpie over there he deserves a smurfing.

by sonnywangs July 9, 2010