shlurp

To drink directly from a faucet, hose, or water fountain is a noisy, sucking method.

movie Barefoot in the Park: "Except we don't have any glasses either. You could put your head under the sink and just shlurp."

by sumi's girl August 28, 2013

Shloppy Shannons

Worse than "sloppy seconds"

a. when the girl uses a second partner to get back at the first and has no feelings for the second.

b. when a girl has sex with a good friend/roomate of the first partner

c. the girl a friend gets to have his way with after the more attractive friend is done.

"Dude, my roomate is in my room having sex with my shloppy shannons, yeah... I just banged her a few days ago and he's swimming in my cum."

by Tha DrewLife January 21, 2006

Shloop n' Shlide

A game of scooping yours or your friends bawlz up with your hand and say Shloop n' Shlide in a german accent.

Person1:The fuck?! my bawlzzzzz!
Person2:Shloop n' Shlide!!

by 1-800-HotB0dy March 11, 2010

Shlarp

A word used for the highly used element in the Shlarp-verse, that is used to power and make various tool, weapons, and other resources. shlarp is originally found in the great shlarp vaults after they were opened and mass mined, produced, and weaponized. One way to explain what it is, is human feces but produced by an unknown organism that clearly has some out worldly power that allowed humans to take its power.

"I have to work in the shlarp mines today under the rule of blamp to feed my family"

by MW3Cupid1 October 5, 2020

Schlorp

in between a liquid and a solid (soup, jello, yogurt, etc)

I can't wait to schlorp my soup later!

by spookytoad February 24, 2021

ShloopGroup

A group of teenage kids partaking in bad Youtube entertainment. Usually located in the Northern Hemisphere in cold places. If found, approach with caution. It is also advised that you bring some sugary, soury, tongue teaser-like candy to try and tempt them into a calmed mood.

"Man! Those ShloopGroups suck!"

or "This one time, I was like, totally walking in the park, when some ShloopGroups attacked me!"

by Sr.Gregorie Jamais March 3, 2009

slorped

As defined by the wise Andi S******h - slorped has many uses, translations and perspective view points. The meaning has become lost in translation over generations, by the general jist is still readily accessible to the greater population. It should be used in context when getting drunk, or krunk, or slizzered, or wasted, or munted, or fucked, or screwed, or sloshed, and the examples go on.

andi was so slorped he didnt notice the thai lady boy slorping her vagina next to him as party rock anthem slorped in the background

by slorpy August 27, 2011