Shliz

1.The act of committing marriage fraud
2. A substitute for the word, “shit”

Man, I really just shlized up, didn’t I.

by Shlizmaster October 29, 2019

The Shitz Carlton

Euphemism for a plush, posh or high end restroom. A fancy shitter. Such that you find at an upscale hotel, restaurant or office building. Not your local gas station crapper or rest stop facility.

Pull over. I gotta shit. Ok. Next rest stop is 2 Miles. Rest stop? Are you kidding me, I only pinch my loaves in a Shitz Carlton. Find a hotel and stop there.

I’m very impressed with your restroom remodeling. I must say you’ve created the Shitz Carlton I would truly enjoy heaving out my daily deuce in here.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

shitzle

A poo which is frozen and is hangin by a single butt hair from your anus.

WOW!!!Look at that shitzle hanging from that Jesse kid over there!!!!

by Caesar February 19, 2004

shvitzel

deragatory term for a person of Jewish decent. Comes from the greek shvitz which means cheap and or stingy.

Don't ask Evan he is a cheap shvitzel, he won't give you a dime.

by kingscoopin May 17, 2008

shitzilla

After a weekend of drinking beer, eating all those chilli dogs, poutine, and whatever else came in contact with your lips, shitzilla is what attacks you (usually on sunday evening) when you tremble as you approach the toilet.

"Oh man, Shitzilla's on the prowl, can you hear him growling?"

"*Whew* Shitzilla really took a round out of me that time"

by choda84 April 27, 2006

Shitzer

Taking shower after taking a shit, an environmentally friendly procedure since the use of toilet paper will be eliminated.

Frat brother 1: Yo Chad hurry up we're going to be late for your initiation.
Frat brother 2: No worries bro he's coming out right after taking a shitzer.

by James McGlennen August 25, 2007

shitzu

my dog "Buddy"

i have a shitzu

by Josh July 13, 2003