Shliz

1.The act of committing marriage fraud
2. A substitute for the word, “shit”

Man, I really just shlized up, didn’t I.

by Shlizmaster October 29, 2019

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Saliza

1. Originally adapted from the Armenian mis-pronunciation of the English word 'slice', 'Saliza' \s-uh-lies-uh\ is exclaimed with a sense of enthusiasm, urgency, frustration, confusion and disgust by a foreign order taker attempting to impersonate an authentic Italian pizzaiolo at any Rays Pizza restaurant in the United States. Sometimes articulated with deliberate extended emphasis on the consonant 'z' (i.e. Salizzzzza) as an indication of impatience when patrons are indecisive or quick to change their minds from their initial order.

2. A term used to ask a friend or a loved one if they want to hang out or grab a bite to eat. Often conveyed with intentional Armenian personified accent in a lower octave to incite the onset playful conversational/text banter.

1. {Patron walks up to counter at Rays Pizza to place an order} "I'd like a slice of pizza please." {Armenian impersonator replies} "What kind of 'Saliza'? {Patron responds} "Actually, two slices of cheese please." {Armenian impersonator, visibly frazzled with a vile and disconcerting affect, confirms and relays order} " You want a two 'Salizzzas? Hey, he want a two cheese 'Salizzzzzas.!" "Your numba 91(the same number given to every patron, is also the year the Armenia declared independence from the Soviet Union)

2. {Friend sends text to another friend} "Hey Days, you wanna "Saliza" on Saturday." {Friend replies} "Hey Days, would love to 'Salizzzzza!"

by Charitable Disguise October 26, 2019

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Shizaaaa

When your best friend dies and gives you his last Hamon

SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAA! -Joseph, Battle Tendency

by I love knives June 11, 2018

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SHIZAAAA

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From the series Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, it was Joseph Joestar crying out Caesar Zeppeli's name after witnessing his death from Wamuu as he gives his energy to Jojo. In the Japanese version of the anime, it sounds like "SHIZAAAA"! It also in the Heritage for the Future game, though it is infamous just like in the anime.

Friend 1: *dies in a car accident*
You: SHIZAAAAA!!!
Friend 2: *cries*

by maskedtobi June 5, 2018

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