shitdick

A chocolate cruller.

"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."

by steve1979 September 7, 2008

shitbrick

A slab of feces carved into the exact shape of a rectangular prism. Bender from Futurama craps them out when scared.

How's it goin', shitbrick? Still doin' my homework? That's great. And now to bring out the whip.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 28, 2003

shitdick

When a man is taking a shit on a toilet he does not realize is stopped up. When he flushes, the poop-water rises to touch his dick and-or balls.

oh my god, shitdick! gross!

by Ozzysnack May 28, 2011

shitdick

Originates from the boy-girl (it) Alex Schad. Meaning alex is gay, when he pulls his dick out of his man-bitches ass and it has shit on it.

Alex is sure a shitdick

by Fuckalexschadintheass August 7, 2004

shitdick

When your dick smells like shit.

"my dick smells like shit."

by stonethechildren May 12, 2003

shitlick

To eat/lick faeces

To lick an animals anus

You're a shitlick Seven, get the fuck out

by Mub January 20, 2005

shitdick

1. a good butt fuck always gives you shit dick
2. A racial slur for an african american

1. samantha adams a.k.a. sam adams
2. look at that shitdick with his .9 mm and his s------------------ {bam!}

by Reesezizow July 26, 2005