shitdictive

Something that is bad for you but you keep using it anyway. Includes junk food, drugs, booze, and videogames.

Man xbox is so shitdictive. I have a shitdiction to Hot Pockets

by spammy sosa December 10, 2009

Shitdick

Having a woman put feces on a mans penis, then lubricate his penis with the feces, and engage sexual intercourse.

My girlfriend and I shitdick every day before we sleep.

by TacoPuss33 May 9, 2014

Shitpiped

When you get you teeth knocked out for talking shit.

Man Javi was talking shit on dawn rd and terrance came up and shitpiped em

by Shitpipeee May 20, 2020

SHITDICK

WHEN A GIRL GETS DRUNK AND GETS FUCKED BY TWO GUYS IN A ROW AND ONE OF THEM ACCIDENTLY STICKS IT IN THE WRONG HOLE. HE FEELS SOMETHING SQUISHY AND PULLS IT OUT YELLING "THE BITCH SHIT ON MY DICK..." THE OTHER GUY POINTS AND SAYS HA HA SHITDICK.

THE HOMIE GOT HIS NAME BY STICKING IT IN THE WRONG WHOLE, SO WHEN WE'RE LOOKING FOR THAT FOOL, WE ASK, WHERES SHITDICK??

by FELONY211 March 8, 2010

ShitDickTaco

While Giving a girl anal sex, you pull out and push her ass cheeks together and pushing your dick between resembling a taco

"Dude I gave Ashley a ShitDickTaco last night

by XxStayGoldxX February 14, 2010

shitdick

A piece of shit made into a dick.

A piece of shit made into a dick.

by lol goatse November 30, 2002

shitdick

you have a penis shaped poo

Daniel Nicholls

by Ian April 9, 2003