spit shined

An object that is most likely brighter than your future.

That man spit shined his shoes till they were brighter than my balls dipped in Vaseline.

by Booty Warri0r April 18, 2016

spit shined

Using ones own saliva to give something, or someone (if you're into that) a shine that's so lustrous it makes Jesus himself turn away from its blinding reflection.

"Hey Tom, how'd you get your car so shiny?" "I can't even see."
"I spit shined the shit out of it and it really paid off."

by SwissOnionKnowledge May 7, 2016

spit shined

Unbelievably clean.

Joe's new Lambo was sitting there spit shined in his driveway.

by ideka July 25, 2016

dingaling slinged

A term in which a man slaps himself with his own dick usually when doing a helicopter or if a woman grabs it and slaps his inner thigh

"Honey you've just been dingaling slinged"

by Slingingmudd October 2, 2019

Pulled a singed

When one sustains a fart whilst walking/running. Refers to singed from league of legends when he uses his poison trail. Fart is usually juicy in nature

Duuude that guy in front of us definitely pulled a singed just now.

by Constipated Penguin March 8, 2015