sextastic

1. sex that is fantastic in its own

2. the only way to describe the sex that is soo amazing soo good soo orgasmic
3. the combination of the word sex and fantastic used as a discribing word.

that chocodile was sextasticly good.
the only way to describe last night at my girls house is sextastic

by mr.sextastic himself November 15, 2010

non-sextuitur

Attaching a picture of your nipples or genitals to an otherwise innocuous text message. No mention is made of the picture and the recipient is left to decide how the two are related and whether the picture was attached by mistake.

I sent a non-sextuitur to Rachel. Asked her where she had AT&T or Verizon and attached a picture of my ballsack.

by NobelSquirrel January 17, 2013

sextastrophe

The catastrophe of being a sexaholic.

I am a sextastrophe.

by hoxie October 13, 2013

sextuplet

rape baby.

"Stephanie is such a fuck ass, must be a sextuplet."

by ema chamberlin July 12, 2019

sexcuse

An excuse for having sex with someone you should not have had sex with. Usually a bad, quickly made up lie.

John: "How could you cheat on me with Derek!'
Mary's sexcuse: "...I fell on his dick?"

by hey-j April 28, 2012

sextuple

A special-order hamburger from Wendy's consisting of six meat patties. Often the massive nature of the sextuple requires the diner to bring his or her head down to the burger, rather than bring the burger to his or her mouth. Wendy's charges the equivilant of two triples (three-patty burgers). Often eaten to mark special occassions, milestones.

A: Were you able to finish the sextuple?
M: I ate the vast majority.
A: Well, you get an E for effort.

by The Chern November 15, 2006

(sextastic)

its as good as sex or better

That cake was (sextastic), it melted in my mouth!!

by alexsgirl413 August 12, 2008