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Southside Serpents

The Southside Serpents are fictional characters in the Netflix series Riverdale. The Southside Serpents have four tests one needs to go through should he want to join.

These tests are :
1) He must know how to take good care of Hot Dog
2) He has to know the six laws to be part of the Southside Serpents
3) He must retrieve a knife from a rattlesnake's cage and show no fear
4) He must endure physical beating from every present Southside Serpent member to arise as one of them
The test for girls to become Southside Serpents is to do the traditional Serpent dance on stage with a pole.

The current king of the Southside Serpents is Jughead Jones, while the queen is Jones' girlfriend, Betty Cooper. The previous king is known to be FP Jones, Jughead's father, who retired from the position. The next king can only be appointed by the previous one.

Known Southside Serpents are : Archie Andrews, Joaquin DeSantos, Jughead Jones, Toni Topaz, Cheryl Blossom, Sweet Pea, FP Jones (Retired), Betty Cooper, Tall Boy (Dead), Fangs Fogarty, Penny Peabody (Betrayer who left the Serpents for the Ghoulies)
I love the Southside Serpents!
by MelonBed April 26, 2019
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Serpentsounds

Serpentsounds is a sexy genius that lives on IRC. He makes sounds like 'ssssssssssss' (like a serpent). Serpentsounds needs a different hobby.
Man 1: Did you see that crazy shit that Serpentsounds scripted?
Man 2: Yeah dude he needs to occupy his time with something else.
by EssEss January 2, 2009
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Serpentious

SERPENTious is a word that derives its roots from the words SERPENT and surreptiTIOUS serpent as in snake and surreptitious as in sneaky represents a person who is seen as a sneaky character and and has snake like behavior in they way of always sliding in and out of conversation.
'i am feeling in a very serpentious mood'
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Serpentor

That guy in the scaly suit with a cape from the 80's G.I. Joe cartoon that ran up and screamed "Cobra La La La La La" both before and after he stabbed you in your shit with a snake. That guy was hardcore.
None may challenge Serpentor! This, I command!
by Jimmy Timebomb February 20, 2013
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Serpentile

A Serpent Goddess who's function is to restore the human selves thru shedding of old skin into new skin. A internal and external renewal of the human self.
Serpentile
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sergent40fries2

A name bestowed to the god of destruction sergent40fries2. He can instantly kill anyone who dares opposes him. His most famous words are "that oompa lompa stopped my kill streak"
Person 1"have you heard of sergent40fries2"
Person 2" YOU DARE MENTION HIS NAME HE WILL SMITE US BOTH"
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Angry Serpant

When a girl is giving a guy upside down head off the edge of a bed and right before he finishes, he pulls his dick out of her mouth and proceeds to hit her in the face with his spurting love muscle. Used as a sword-like stabbing motion.
Grayson gave me an Angry Serpant last night! I'm blind in my left eye now!
by ThomasTheTrainEngine January 12, 2010
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