Pint Sized

Pronunciation: \ˈpīnt-ˌsīz\
Function: adjective
Date:1936

Adj. 1. pint-sized - well below average height
pint-size, runty, sawed-off, sawn-off
jargon, lingo, patois, argot, vernacular, slang for someone's woman
pint-sized
adjective (Informal) small, little, tiny, wee, pocket-sized, miniature, diminutive, midget, teeny-weeny, teensy-weensy, pygmy or pigmy

"she's so little she's pint sized"

by pint sized carolina June 19, 2009

my sized bitch

A bitch who has one or more of these traits:
1. Steals all her boyfriend's money
2. Hates everyone, but expects everyone to like her anyways
3. Very stuck up
4. Displeasing to the entire female population (this includes animals) and emits a rancid odor detectable by most
5. Gets her boyfriend way too whipped

Abbreviated: MSB

Alicia and Bethany are my sized bitches. I feel sorry for Ben and Nathan (respectively).

and

I contain no MSB

by Mr. Tap July 13, 2004

Rasputin sized

adj.) when your dick is the size of Rasputin (aka 13 inch)

Hey baby my cock is Rasputin sized!

The dude I did last night had a Rasputin sized penis!

by Edward Von Trapp May 30, 2008

porn-sized

Referring to anything of ridiculously large size or proportion. ( i.e. genitial in most adult films )

"That 64oz Big Gulp is huge, but the 96oz is porn-sized"

"Have you seen Buck's hog? It's porn-sized!"

by DeezilRam December 6, 2006

sabe sized

A super small thing. Something so small that it is unbelievable that such a product would be produced.

That can is sabe sized, so it's not even worth buying. Lets buy the rob sized one instead!!!

by elton kingsley March 13, 2008

California King Sized

A step above all super sized orders

Would you like that king sized? Nope! California king sized!

by Kurtis Franks January 23, 2012

Joe-sized Dump

1. A monolithic crap of such epic proportion that its aroma has been know to travel far distances, well up to 50 feet and cause co-workers to throw up after catching a whiff.
*named after Joe, one of the technicians who can clear an entire office after taking a crap.

The clients came for a metting yesterday to our offices but after catching one whiff of that Joe-sized dump the receptionist took they left the offices running for their lives.

by btezra October 20, 2005