Sconer

A person with no pubic hair.

Look at him, he's got no pubes he's a Scone! then chant 'Sconer, Sconer!

by Wazzle December 9, 2009

Sconned

when you are so tired you feel out of it and on a different planet and you have no idea what your doing

bro im so sconned right now

by sassysasbear October 8, 2020

the scone

to perform "the scone" you have to roast a pig while having a spot of tea and crumpets on her back

guy 1 "dude last night i was givin the scone to this slut when i spilt the tea and burned my hand"

by the Trogg March 3, 2008

Hot Sconnie

An act of coitus in which one places melted cheese curds, or other cheese substitutes, on the nether regions of their partner, and then removes and eats it with the use of a Johnsonville brat.

Yo, that nasty bitch was so horny, I just had to give her a Hot Sconnie.

by Sucky Badger May 13, 2005

scooner

A 24oz drink. Normally draft beer but every once in a while you'll find a place that will make them with your favorate highball (4oz or hard)

After my 8th scooner at Boston Pizza, I gave half of them back to Ralph.

by Klautt August 8, 2005

sconie

abbreviation for a person originating from wisconsin.

those fucking sconie bastards are coming over to the Viking's games again.

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

Scone Phone

A British Cell Phone, that makes scones and tea, drives on the wrong side of the road and fixes fucked up british teeth.

dude.. check out my new Scone Phone.. it fixed my fucked up teeth!

by Brittannica June 11, 2006