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scissor gang mafia

-Noun.
1.) Can be used to refer to trendy MTV aspiring suburban douche bags, who pose for pictures to be displayed on the internet by creating "scissors" with their fingers. The telltale sign of true SGM members has the "scissor" fingers usually accompanied with some type of bend in the elbow, a pouty or serious glare, and an air of poser which elicits a sense of physical and emotional disgust.
2) Abbreviated as SGM.
1) Anyone from the Real World/Road Rules Challenge or the "Gauntlet."
2) Justin Bobby from the Hills.
3) Anyone who attends State school and is a member of a fraternity or sorority.
4) Anyone who drinks beer which is worth less than the red cup it is served in.
5) Are you scissor gang mafia?
by Michael J. Waldren April 9, 2008
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scissoring

It's where two lesbians combine like transformers!
psst, the definition said the rest already scissoring.
by Sky7 Watch4me July 25, 2010
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Speedbag Scissorhands

The greatest speedbag show of our times. Spoof comedy originated on youtube by Adam Salomon AKA Speedbag Scissorhands.
I watched the greatest episode of Speedbag Scissorhands on www.speedbagscissorhands.com. It received many accolades from the famed comedic writers of Hollywood.
by Wild Bor November 29, 2009
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Scissor

an action between to lesbians in which they spread their legs and rub their vaginas together.
Ex. 1. Aww scissor me Xerxes!

Ex. 2. Scissor me timbers
by circa1896 July 31, 2008
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Scissor sisters

A sexual act involving 2 women enabling them 2 grind pussies against each other. They need 2 interlock their legs, like scissors. Scissor sisters.
They dont need men, they're scissor sisters.
by Lilcubez April 9, 2008
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scissors

Lesbian sex. When two women put their pussies together to form a scissor like shape.
Oh, Katie, lets scissor tonight. Don't use a strap on dildo or that would feel like I was fucking a man. I don't like penises. I am a lesbian for a reason.

Mm scissors...
by Mable April 22, 2007
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scissor doors

Scissor doors used to be exclusive for Lamborghinis. Now everyone does the conversion and takes away the uniqueness from it. Most automobiles with the conversion look hideous. Ladies and gentlemen, lets all thank the moronic Honda owners out there.
Hey thanks a lot jackass. Scissor doors are now played out thanks to you and your riceboys putting them on your slow POS Hondas.
by gsgdfgsd December 3, 2006
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