schmeckleberry jam

Schmeckleberry jam is the results harsh thrusting of the schmeckle into a shirelle or manually pumping the schmeckle yourself in order to result in the spewing of an off-white jam-like substance.

Tara tasted the sweetest schmeckleberry jam after Richard had Tara jerk him off.

by Brandon12 December 15, 2008

Scheckler

When a man tucks his penis between his legs and squeezes his knees together and a girl blows him from the back.

Let me turn around and you can give me a scheckler.

by MA Nigga Jason October 11, 2010

schleck

Multifunctional curse word. Can also mean kissing.

"Get the schleck out of my way!"

"Oh, go schleck yourself."

"What the schleck is that?"

"I've had a schlecky day."

"Ugh, look at them schlecking in the corner."

by Grit-gret May 6, 2008

schmeckle

dick head, some times confused with shmuck

suck ur own dick, schmeckle

by bri... the master of schmeckle September 5, 2003

schecks

a very amusing heavily accented way of saying "sex". when somebody asks what it means, you say that schecks are small animals that look similar to young chickens.

Student: I love gettin schecks!
Teacher:What?!?
Student: Schecks are a small animal.
Teacher: Oh. Okay. Can I have some schecks?

by JC (uber) October 11, 2008

flopper schnecker floodle

A woman who has a nice ass and is hot, but smells like eggs or poop and is disgusting

That milf is so gross, she’s a flopper schnecker floodle

by Jackson Luther August 9, 2020

schmeckel

1. Yiddish word used for a schmuck, but who is a little more benign, a more stupid and uninformed schmuck.

2. used also for a pre-pubescent penis, not yet fully grown.

1. He is a real schmeckel, for stealing sheets from the hotel laundry room for a toga party, with a policeman watching.

2. My 11 year old son is just discovering that his schmeckel
may be used for something else other than peeing.

by Martin Lizerbram October 9, 2007