Schizoniggia

When a black man acts so crazy and talks to himself that they just gotta have a term for it. Usually is talking to his long lost mama and the dad he never had.

Me: "Hey dude why is Tyrone talking to himself?
Tyrone's Doctor: "He's got a severe case of Schizoniggia. The worst i've ever seen.

by kooljess702 May 23, 2019

Shower Schizophrenia

When your shower randomly changes to the polar opposite temperature in a matter of seconds.

Joe: Hey, i'm gonna take a shower.
Carter: Alright
Minutes later....
Joe: AHHHHH FUCK!
Carter: Shit, i forgot to tell him about the shower schizophrenia

by Jrod0708 June 24, 2010

Asshole Schizophrenia

Asshole Schizophrenia: disease affecting generally nice people with seemingly witty comments entering their brain. These individuals react by blurting out borderline mean comments; those afflicted by the disease can normally be spotted socializing with like minded individuals, potentially reacting to mean comments with uncontrollable laughter.

Individuals with Asshole Schizophrenia can be found at this pub.

by ginerous and loving. January 14, 2011

Schizophrenia

A severe and chronic mental disorder characterised by many serious psychological symptoms, not least psychosis (delusions, hallucinations, paranoia), fragmented thought processes, grossly disorganised speech and behaviour and social withdrawal.

He was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia upon being sectioned under the mental health act.

by Doc_B April 13, 2015

schizothermic

A shower that, for no logical reason, bounces between freezing cold and red hot.

Can also cause the "schizothermic shuffle" as you frantically try to avoid the water.

I've just had another schizothermic shower. One minute it was freezing, the next it was scalding.

by tustiel April 29, 2011

schizohunny

A very beautiful individual. Another term for a fascinating young lady. She is beautiful, gorgeous, amazing, awesome, Sexy, and very very hot. She can be a bit stubborn but don't let that get to you, she is very sweet and kind and an all around very fun person. A pleasure to have in your presence around you. If you ever get a Schizohunny, hold onto her and never let her go. She is awesome.

Gosh that Schizohunny is amazing, I want to see her all the time.

by Rocketmanneredman June 14, 2014

schizophrenia

A neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by positive symptoms (hallucinations, delusions and disorganized thought and speech) and by negative symptoms (deficiencies in experiencing pleasure or motivation).

The disorder usually develops in late adolescence or early adulthood, the time when the brain fully matures.

Treatment includes antipsychotics, which usually have a large effect on symptoms, however compliance is usually poor due to their severe side effects. Cognitive function usually does not improve with treatment, and is a major source of disability.

Heritability is estimated to be about 80%. Genetic studies implicate general neurodevelopmental pathways, and especially sperm function, the immune system, DNA repair and synaptic development. Environmental factors include problems during pregnancy, advanced parental age, childhood adversity, an urban environment, cannabis use in childhood or adolescence and addiction to alcohol or stimulants.

Complications include suicide (about 5%), uncemployment (about 85%) and social isolation.

About 0.5% of people suffer from schizophrenia.

The mathematician John Nash had schizophrenia.

by category December 22, 2020