Scratching the Record

When a girl "Scratches their record" they're masturbating in a circle motion which provides the most arousal to their clitoris.

"Dude, She was scratching the record all night, last night"

by ryaneschevere March 8, 2010

scaling fish

a Bahamian term for masturbation. A term that can be taking literally or another way of jacking off depending on the person who is saying it. made famous by CI.

yo dawg i watched tyra banks last nite n she had me scaling fish all nite

by sir grapes smuggler June 13, 2007

Scaldings

Term for excitement due to very pleasant results

Skal_Dings

i got an A on my test....SCALDINGS!!!!

Zac: "Hey Sam i brought some beer over...."

Sams Responce: "Scaldings!!!"

by Jasper Copenhagen December 9, 2008

Proof-Searching

The act of Googling specific information you intend to use to make a point on the internet. Usually done before a reply to an arrogant airhead who is being belligerent so as to completely humiliate the aforementioned airhead publically and score a victory for all of the people who were affected by it's retardation.

Dipshit douche: ALL YOU NOBE AND LEBUM D-RIDERS NEEDZ TO SHUTUP N RESPECT THE REAL KING. MJ HOLDS THE RECORD FOR POINTS SCORED, MOST RINGS AND MOST CAREER WINS FOOLS. HE IS THE GREATEST.

Proof-searcher: Ummm...No. Michael Jordan owns none of those records. Kareem Abdul Jabar has the most points with 38,387. Bill Russell holds the championship record with 11 and Charles Barkley is the all time leader in wins produced with 313.6 wins. Moron.

Random Spectator: ha dude i knew you did some seriois proof-searching for that one.

Proof-searcher: totally

by theguerillagorilla July 27, 2013

tc stachington

TC Stachington is the bravest soldier 'stache to ever have existed. He carries around a 200 lb man backpack while finding the enemy and eliminating them. TC leaves no one behind. TC will punch you in the face, then down a Shiner Bock with you and explain why you deserved it. TC loves kittens and pussy and they love him back. To steal a phrase from Action Figure therapy, TC is like a "mustache with titties.". Fuckin' Bad Ass.

(Bullets and grenades flying everywhere)
The Enemy: "Where is that American Soldier TC Stachington? Find him!"
TC: "I'm right behind you."
BOOM!

TC: "Man this is too easy."

by classikjane March 9, 2015

Hog scalding

Noun. A sex act performed in the winter months of Central Florida by the homely wives of Florida Crackers. The act involves filling their mouths with boiling hot water and performing fellatio on their husband's leathery members. The husband then reciprocates with a Beaver Boil by spitting scalding hot water into his wife's vaginal canal.

"Woo boy, Hattie Kilpatrick must be giving Hugh a righteous Hog Scalding tonight!"

by Uncle Club February 2, 2020

The Art of Weave Snatching

The Art of Weave Snatching is a book demonstrating and explaining ways to snatch a weave. This book is part of The Art of Meme series and is followed by two books, The Art of Dogging the Boys and The Art of Thanos Car.

Kyle: Hey did you read that book I recommended to you?
Jenny: Yes if course I did. The Art of Weave Snatching was amazing!!

by thiccbaddie420 September 30, 2018