An individual who defecates on a public sidewalk in front of a group of unsuspecting passers by. This individual generally lurks around corners and waits for large groups of tourists before making the sidewalk his canvas.
Ramon: Oh my god, is that guy's entire ass out?
Scott: Let's cross the street. That guy looks like he is a textbook sidewalk painter.
Bill was tired of the noise outside his house, so he hired a sidewalk painter.
Scott: Let's cross the street. That guy looks like he is a textbook sidewalk painter.
Bill was tired of the noise outside his house, so he hired a sidewalk painter.
by UpperCanadianCanvas October 12, 2009
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Get the safeway mug.Also known as Comte Donatien Alphonse François de Sade. He was born in France in 1740. The father of sadism (sade=sadism, get it now?). He held month long orgies at his house. Was arrested for sodomy (which means to have anal sex, basically, but usually it refers to having anal sex with a guy), he escaped and was later sent to an assylum. He wrote books, supposedly the most fucked up books ever written. They're all full of sex and pain and sadism and pain and sex and other naughty things. Read them. The Marquis de Sade is so insanely awesome, he's even more awesome than Oscar Wilde, and that's pretty fucking cool.
1) "To judge from the notions expounded by theologians, one must conclude that God created most men simply with a view to crowding hell."
2)""Sex" is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other."
2)""Sex" is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other."
by humandefault September 14, 2004
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By Your Side: Sade
you think i'd leave your side baby
you know me better than that
you think i'd leave you down when you're down on your knees
i wouldn't do that
i'll tell you you're right when you want
and if only you could see into me
ha ah ah ah ah ah
oh when you're cold
i'll be there
hold you tight to me...
you think i'd leave your side baby
you know me better than that
you think i'd leave you down when you're down on your knees
i wouldn't do that
i'll tell you you're right when you want
and if only you could see into me
ha ah ah ah ah ah
oh when you're cold
i'll be there
hold you tight to me...
by I Love The Beatles July 14, 2007
Get the sade mug.When a cop pulls you over and runs field testing for intoxication. ie. Walk a straight line, stand on one foot while touching your nose and sticking your tongue out, and everyones fav. say the alphabet backwards. The Olympic events vary by location. GOld medals given to super drunk drivers who proclaim to the Officer, "I'm not drunk, I am just really tired from staying up drinking all night."
officer: "...Excuse me but can i have you get out of your vehicle and run the intoxicated relay for me."
drunk driver: "Sure, i can do that."
...And heres the lighting of the Sidewalk Olympics torch.
drunk driver: "Sure, i can do that."
...And heres the lighting of the Sidewalk Olympics torch.
by CHUCK45 October 16, 2005
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