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Jon Smack

by Supreme Crowbar Nicca December 31, 2020
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Self ass smack

heather: oh god why is the bedroom door locked (gets chainsaw and opens door)
leo: (having sex with sara) what the fuck heather
heather: ahh yes daddy this is some hot shit i've gotten horny i think
sara: uhm, ok but hes my fuckbuddy
heather: theres nothing wrong with me giving myself a self ass smack and then getting to fingering
mark: everyone here is a sex addict
by sir moron da great April 5, 2021
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Back Smack

To get an assassination medal in halo 3 by meleeing in the back. Commonly used by tsquared captain of the halo 3 team Str8 Rippin
Tsquared: Give em' the back smack baby!
by BoweTheShow June 22, 2009
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smackel-jack

Smackel-jacked, Smackel-jacking. - Verb: The hijacking of a microphone or speaking priviledges for the purpose of laying a verbal smackdown upon an opponent.: Knocking one off his/her proverbial high-horse, stealing that which he/she holds dear in an effort to silence from spouting absurdities and ridiculousities.
1. Shaniqwa was smackel-jacked by Darnell for talking nonsense in a chat room by having her microphone blocked and a verbal beating laid on her containing colorful language, humor, and profanity.

2. Taneesha, smackel-jacked Jaheem by putting her hand over his mouth and spending 15 minutes explaining why he was worthless.

3. Michael smackel-jacked Stephanie by speaking softly,thereby forcing her silence in order to hear him reason with her on why she was speaking out of turn.

4. Day'shawn blocked Tyrones microphone in the chat room and took the mic for himself and said, "Shut yo mouth, Beeyotch!! You jus got smackel-jacked, wit the virtual, Pimp Cane."

5. If you dont shut yo' Bitch ass up right now, Imma' gonna smackel-jack yo' ass in front of all yo' peeps, ya heard

6. Did you hear how Bo'keisha was smackel-jacking foo's left and right da other day? Dat was some funny shit, yo.
by Vanilla Infinity January 12, 2009
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gat smack

the act of whipping a weapon or gun as the effect of a melee attack also known as pistol whip or just a plain beating with a gun
"Shit fool, if you don't give me ur gold grill im gonna gat smack your ass and knock them bitches out of your mouth."
by yourname March 13, 2005
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smacked snack

Any food consumed in direct response to the munchies, which occurs while smacked, or high.
"Man, I've got the munchies! Who wants to go to 7-Eleven for a smacked snack?"
by Skyy321 December 23, 2009
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Boogie-smack

–verb (boog-ee-smak)

(1) Bouncing or tapping the penis on the skin in or near the ejaculate.

(2) Smacking or striking a person with ones penis.
Johnny Boogie-smacked her on the chin before cleaning up.
by Groovin Highway June 23, 2007
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