aysha smirk

When someone possesses the smirk of 𝘼𝙮𝙨𝙝𝙖.

Look at her, I think she has the Aysha Smirk!

by beadedclayrings April 28, 2021

smirnoff green apple

THE BEST DRINK EVER! Tastes just like green apple jolly ranchers.... yummmmmmmm!

Pass that green apple biznatch!

by the midget November 27, 2004

smifed

When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.

Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!
George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.
Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!

Later that day...
Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..

by Kempo May 17, 2006

smirnoff green apple

1. Vodka flavored like sour green apple usually purchased for 8 dollars for a mickey and 10 dollars for a fifth.
2. A vodka flavored for women, men usually buy green apple when they want to fuck a broad.

Hey dude I wanna fuck jessica so bad.
Well she is a bitch so no 151.
SMIRNOFF GREEN APPLE!

by 415EZBZ July 16, 2006

smilf

soccer mom i'd like to fuck

Mrs. Hurley is a smilf

by Frank May 13, 2005

the smirn

After ejaculating all over your fuckbuddy you then lift their head up to look you in the eye and give them 'the smirn', a look so diabolical it could cause heads to explode.

N*ggah just gave me 'the smirn'!

by Christopher Zahenskie November 5, 2006

Smirk

What teachers mistake you for doing,when you are actually smiling politely.

I must not smirk in class.
I must not smirk in class.
I must not smirk in class.

It goes on forever...

by SomeoneNew December 19, 2012