Scab Stealer

A person who cuts the flesh of sleeping people, then later rips the scab off and collects them. Once the scab stealer has collected numerous scabs he/she makes a scab pie.

Look honey, the scab stealer took one of your scabs again.

by devjuhnateok January 28, 2010

bird stealer

A friend or alibi who does fuck all all night let's you do the hard work, then sneaks in the for kill in order to steal snatch you have theoretically acquired. Usually a mute, but gains confidence after much intoxication.

Bloke A: Let me chat to these girls.
Bloke B: lurks in background and agrees.

3a.m Bird Stealer: 'Hey wanna come back to my place and have some more drinks? I got some cheap Rum and a sofa from value village?'

by Manilla From Vanilla December 14, 2010

fag stealer

A fag stealer aka a guy who mopes about the communal share house and when no one is looking does a sleuth move of taking a handful of whomevers marlbro golds/ winnie blues/ etc are left on the table over night home before sunrise after big party.

" what the f? I had a whole packet of 25's fags I use sole purpose for spinner they last me a week! I stay here and my whole pack is gone overnight? what is this the fag stealer version of the "Elves n the shoemaker??"

by sue doe nim November 14, 2013

Story Stealer

Some asshole who cuts you off while you're telling a story and tells their own of the same topic.

Josh: "I was out mowing the lawn-"
Kyle: "Funny Story! When I was mowing the lawn the other day.."

Story Stealer

by jjkkmm June 9, 2018

Kill stealer

A guy or group of people that will wait to you engage a enemy and when the enemies health points are low will kill the enemy with as little as 1 shot or hit and steal your kill and hard work

"DAMN! I almost killed that guy "
"That kill should have been mine"
"Fucking kill stealers HONZA!!"

by Kill hater June 21, 2019

Phrase Stealer

A girl that bitches around and steals everybody's phrases.

Me: "Hello Coochie Sucker!"
Phrase Stealer: "Hello Coochie Sucker!"
Me in my mind:"What the FUCK"

by PerraGod June 28, 2019

Fart smeller

An anti- compliment taking the first letters of the words smart feller and switching them with eachother.

"Your my favorite fart smeller"

by moneytrees98 September 8, 2020