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bear shared

The worst extent of getting owned. Similiar to the way the bear share program owns it customers with fee after fee after fee.
Tom: Dude did your see Jim try to use his gift credit card to burn bear share songs onto a cd?

Mike: Yea dude he tried but it would end up costing him $1 per song, he got bear shared!
by foxybrown August 16, 2007
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shawted

1. combination of the words short and ed/edwar

2. self-proclaimed business genius, who often creates supposedly "fool-proof" plans that miraculously find ways to fall through.

3. shawteds often believes themselves to be gigolos, who completely understand the female psyche, but are often ignorant to the fact that every woman they have ever encountered has been throughly irritated, much less amused by their antics.

4. shawteds excel in racquet sports such as tennis, racquetball and ping pong.

5. shawteds make excellent barbers (with the occasional screw-ups), often openings small dorm-room businesses under the name ShawtEd Cuts!

6. a shawted is not a shawted, unless they find a way to bring lebanon or being lebanese into every single conversation that they have.

7. the word shawted can be used as any part of speech
eli: hey habibi. how was your day

jihad: ehhhh...it was shawted.

eli: hey...what did you end up doing with layla last night?

jihad: shateeeeeeedddd
by fijeonne April 7, 2010
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Shared Services

1. Shared Services are a small group of people that strive to be of the quality of others in their company. IE: Tech Support.

2. Shared Services are often found clinging to the bottom of feet late at night

3. Shared Services are a group of people that don't have an official job title so get dubbed Shared Services as the only explanation for their existance
As of this printing the Shared Services phenomenon is still being investigated. But, is believed to be Alien in nature from original testing.
by Tech Support August 12, 2004
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shared a foxhole

Experienced a difficult time or unique timebwith another person, usually your friend or, when at work, your partner(s).

It usually brings the people involved a bit closer to each other as they had a shared experience together.
We shared a foxhole together the night the car broke down and we had to walk 5 miles through the forest to get the the nearest gas station.

The patient was bleeding, vomiting, and pretty much dying in front of us. After working our asses off, getting covered in her blood and vomit, we saved her life. We shared a foxhole that night.
by ArmedMedic3153 October 13, 2016
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Left Sharked

To have attention or recognition directed away from a person -- either intentionally or accidentally -- to such a degree that no one remembers that person (and in severe cases, could signal the end of that person's career).

This definition comes from the halftime show of Superbowl XLIX on February 1, 2015, when American singer Katy Perry's performance was overshadowed by a dancer dressed in a shark costume -- on her left side -- who appeared to forgot his choreography and danced differently than the other shark-dressed dancer on the right side.
That band tonight was totally left sharked by their opening act.
by broneeho February 4, 2015
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well it all started when i was 7

a phrase that you say when they start asking questions about what your talking about and dont want to answer them.
vee: so wait how do you even know her?
marc: i met her threw a friend on myspace.
vee: have you even seen her?
marc: well it all started when i was 7.
vee: dude?
by MarcBee June 25, 2010
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snarted

A combination of a sneeze and a fart both going off at once.
When someone snarted, the whole room started smelling.
by Morgan Rowe June 13, 2005
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