Sleep Paralysis Demon

A spooky sight you witness asleep and paralyzed, usually scary af

My Sleep Paralysis Demon is Garfield

by gamerboy2742 August 12, 2019

sleepenis

What famous youtuber ms painter sleepstr calls his pp.

“It won’t just be the two of us in bed tonight, big man sleepenis will be joining us.”

by SL420 March 9, 2021

Sleep Deprivation

A long standing tradition of the International Baccalaureate (IB) where students are restricted from sleeping due to the ProCAStination and assignments due with acronyms, like ToK, IOP, IOC, IA, EE, DCP, CE, etc. Each student must re-enact this ceremony, which requires them to neglect their sleep continuously in order to be able to pass the IB.

Symptoms include (varies with person): Mental Breakdowns, Coffee Overdose, Migraines, Plagiarism, Regret over IB, among many others.

Also, students who state that they had 4 hours of solid sleep are to be considered gifted, and those who receive up to 8 hours are considered God-Blessed. However, those who receive more than 8 hours are either failing the IB, or doesn't give a ****.

Sleep Deprivation also has its benefits for the IB program, though...

Students gain the ability to BS on anything and at anytime due to the lack of sleep. They become highly analytical and could fit in a week's amount of homework in one night. These students could be credited for their sophisticated 1-hour essays that require scholars with PhD and years of experience to assemble in about a month.

Student 1: I have 3 hours of sleep on average. I am suffering from Sleep Deprivation!
Student 2: Please, I had 2 hours of sleep for 2 days! I suffer it more than you do!
Student 3: Haha, noobs, I've been awake for 2 days in a row! I AM THE DEFINITION OF SLEEP DEPRIVATION! You must kneel before me!

by Sir Azder November 3, 2013

Sleep Talking

The act of answering a telephone call or having a conversation with someone while sleeping, then later having no recollection it took place.

Best utilized when asking favors of friends they would normally not agree to.

Ryan: Hey John where are your car keys at? I'm going to be late for my date tonight.

John: Huh? I didn't say you could borrow my car...

Ryan: Yea you did, I asked you this morning before I went to work at 5:30 and you said it was cool.

John: Yea, I was sleep talking, ass hole.

Ryan: That sounds like a personal problem, now give me your keys!

by Mr. Bad May 20, 2011

Sleep strip

Going to sleep fully clothed and waking up naked due to stripping while sleeping when the A/C isn't working.

Dude, fix the A/C will you? It's not that fun when you sleep strip and you have a roommate!

by HKFL June 3, 2011

Bored and can't sleep

That is what I am right now. I'm bored and can't sleep so that is why I'm making this definition.if your bored and can't sleep you should do the same.

Hey dude, you up? I'm bored and can't sleep.

by Big dick daddy kae April 28, 2019

Sleeper Build

when a guy looks skinny and doesn't lift , but when he flexes his muscles he looks massive .

Adam: tbh u look like u don't lift.
Mac: that's called Sleeper Build dumbass.

by playboiiii1 September 25, 2022