Spalding

The act of a man tea bagging a woman's face until she chokes to death.

When the coroner arrived, he determined the cause of death was spalding. The woman was suffocated by Mr. Cox's ridciulously huge ball sack which had already been filed on record as a deadly weapon.

by Dr. Kenneth Kaniff December 9, 2008

Shald

The hairstyle sported buy a man/woman who has an obviously receding hairline to the point where they shave off what remaining hair they have in a vain attempt to hide the fact the they are going bald.

Dude look at that that shald guy over there.

by Hensangu January 20, 2011

Sald

Suck A Long Dick

Guy 1: Dude 2! Y'all see how Dude 1 got roasted?
Dude 1: Yo! I didn't get roasted go SALD
Guy 1: Da fuck did he say
Dude 2: Suck a long dick

by jplp March 26, 2016

scalde

When someone has a bald ass head.

That nigga got a scalde.

by yung_dove April 4, 2017

skalde

an extremely bald man, who usually gets very angry over small things

skalde: Fuck off you fucking idiot its not funny you called me gay!

you: wtf you are such a skalde, holy shit

by XDLOL! February 9, 2018

Skaldet

#Stormerskaldet

Shit du er skaldet

by Magrette February 20, 2022

Smalding

Small, coping, seething, and malding

Saroney is smalding

by Average O&L Player October 15, 2022